# What do your voices sound like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806 "2000-09-27T21:16:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/61 "2000-09-28T20:41:16Z")

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Nimue - does that name come from where I think it comes from?

Stupendous man! you sound like my cousin (aged 6) who looks like Calvin

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/62 "2000-09-28T20:47:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \*  
> \*\*I WAS faking sincerity…our audio guy asked me to punch it up…All I have to say is SOMEBODY better get on here and say my voice sounds sexy or I’m going to have a major self-esteem attack. \*\*

You’ll have to wait until I get home. If you think I’m gonna have the voice of somebody shouting insincerely yet enthusiastically about premium beer coming out of my computer during ordinary office hours, you’re nuts.

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**Author:** ![Nimue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Nimue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nimue)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/63 "2000-09-28T20:54:59Z")

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**Nukeman** , I assume you mean my user name? It comes from Marion Zimmer Bradley’s “The Mists of Avalon.” If that’s where you thought it came from, then I must add that I do not identify at all with the character or what she did – I just liked her name. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/64 "2000-09-28T20:59:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \*  
> > \*\*I WAS faking sincerity…our audio guy asked me to punch it up…All I have to say is SOMEBODY better get on here and say my voice sounds sexy or I’m going to have a major self-esteem attack. \*\*
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> You’ll have to wait until I get home. If you think I’m gonna have the voice of somebody shouting insincerely yet enthusiastically about premium beer coming out of my computer during ordinary office hours, you’re nuts. \*\*

No, no, Uke, you have the wrong idea. It’s actually a sedate NPR-like discussion of industry trends. Nothing that would be inappropriate for a work environment. Frankly, I find it a bit dry.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/65 "2000-09-28T21:13:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \*  
> \*\*All I have to say is SOMEBODY better get on here and say my voice sounds sexy or I’m going to have a major self-esteem attack. \*\*

Oh hush, Big Sexy…you know I think your voice sounds VERY sexy. So there. 😛

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/66 "2000-09-28T21:58:16Z")

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**People who know I’m from Georgia:** Why don’t you have an accent?

**People who _don’t_ know I’m from Georgia:** You have an accent. Where are you from?

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/67 "2000-09-28T21:58:19Z")

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> TopazAntares is fakes a sophisticated voice but has a pixie giggle.

_grins_ Cool I think thats neat. Personally though I think the way I sound irl is closer to the

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> misty contralto voice (with a higher laugh).

Though I don’t know about my laugh… I don’t really like it but I don’t know how I would describe it.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/68 "2000-09-28T23:24:23Z")

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Ahem… someone?.. please?.. do me?

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**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/69 "2000-09-28T23:59:06Z")

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:eek:  
😃😃

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/70 "2000-09-29T00:05:37Z")

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Before anyone even thinks of suggesting it: I DO NOT sound anything like the idiot man (I mean the crocodile hunter)!!!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/71 "2000-09-29T00:08:13Z")

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Unless you think nobody can hear you. 😉

It’s tacky to beg for attention, but I’m tacky. Could somebody do me?

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/72 "2000-09-29T01:02:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \*  
> \*\* my rich hot-fudge baritone in all its toe-tingling glory. \*\*

That’s exactly what it sounds like all right.

If the price was right, could I get you to record my telephone answering message?

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/73 "2000-09-29T01:26:38Z")

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Ahem. My voice. It does all sorts of stuff depending on mood.

I can do the 900 line deep, soft and sultry bit.  
I can do ultra professional. (I like playing with phone people, if I let a call through to my mom she usually gets asked about her private secretary. After they realize I am not my mom.)  
I can do a great valley girl. (Its the blond in me)  
I do childish, I do animal (purrrow) I do just about anything that won’t damage my voice.

In general its pretty soft and furry, light ish. I sing soprano with a deep lightness, like a good folk singer’s voice. Or a folk singer with operatic training.

Knew you were all dying to know.

I envisions people’s textures more than ‘voice’ per se. Unless I have heard their voice. (paddy woo, DRY)  
silent rob is fuzzy, with a solidarity under it.  
Uncle Beer is round and sturdy, like a marble covered in suede.  
BlackKnight is forming like clay, twisting sculpture  
matt\_mcl is smooth with elegance but not stone strength

Any more will take effort.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/74 "2000-09-29T03:00:45Z")

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Ever hear a circular saw with a loose blade cutting hardwood? And find a hidden nail? Something like that, just not quite as smooth…

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/75 "2000-09-29T04:17:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*Ahem… someone?.. please?.. do me? \*\*

Hmm. Had to go look up some of your posts, but it’s definitely a young but not “Hey, Dudish” kind of voice. Maybe John Cusack.

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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/76 "2000-09-29T08:16:26Z")

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Nimue was the name of Merlin’s ‘assistant’ witch-type-person.

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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/77 "2000-09-29T08:18:07Z")

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LOL that australian snake hunter guy cracks me up SO much.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/78 "2000-09-29T11:17:38Z")

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> Catrandom posted: Hmm. Had to go look up some of your posts, but it’s definitely a young but not “Hey, Dudish” kind of voice. Maybe John Cusack.

Heehee. John Cusack…

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/79 "2000-09-29T12:19:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*Before anyone even thinks of suggesting it: I DO NOT sound anything like the idiot man (I mean the crocodile hunter)!!! \*\*

Would you prefer it if I said, “I’m thinking [Yahoo Serious](http://www.yahooserious.com/).”? 😃

::fleeing::

Someone, please do me!

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-voices-sound-like/34806/80 "2000-09-29T14:33:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mojo57 \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \*  
> > \*\* my rich hot-fudge baritone in all its toe-tingling glory. \*\*
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> That’s exactly what it sounds like all right.
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> If the price was right, could I get you to record my telephone answering message?
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Sure, why not? Make me an offer. I even have access to a recording studio, so the quality will be first-rate.

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