# What does etv78 bring to this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205 "2014-04-28T19:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/21 "2014-04-28T23:27:05Z")
> [@LibrarySpy](#): > > … the bladder explosion shitting… Wouldn’t that be a pissing instead of a shitting? Oops, now I’m threadshitting. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/22 "2014-04-28T23:45:18Z")
I dunno. If it weren’t for him, I’d never have heard the phrase, “I’m holding my pee at you!” That’s got to be worth something. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/23 "2014-04-29T00:41:39Z")
Without him, the second most pathetic human on the planet would have no-one to feel superior to. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/24 "2014-04-29T00:44:01Z")
Syphilis? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/25 "2014-04-29T00:46:13Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Syphilis? Sure, how much you got? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/26 "2014-04-29T03:55:25Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Syphilis? Syphilis is not a color, it’s an STD. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/27 "2014-04-29T04:43:15Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > Without him, the second most pathetic human on the planet would have no-one to feel superior to. Agreed. We owe it to **Bosda** to keep this guy around. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/28 "2014-04-29T04:48:52Z")
Joy. Joy that we weren’t born him. No matter how much our lives might suck, we are still not etv. Even an awesome person like myself feels down on occasion. My mom named me after an erect penis, I used to drive an ice cream truck before I became the Richard, I turned a girl lesbian, and I used to look like George Zimmerman before I went Paleo - I sill don’t have it as bad as etv. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/29 "2014-04-29T04:54:21Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Does anyone even remember recent threads of his? I mean, I remember the ATMB thread, but I literally cannot think of a single other topic he’s posted. He’s just kinda forgettable, I guess. Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/30 "2014-04-29T05:22:51Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! What the fuck? Are you on crack? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/31 "2014-04-29T05:30:31Z")
This board is meaner than I thought it was at first. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/32 "2014-04-29T06:26:29Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > This board is meaner than I thought it was at first. This ain’t nothing, wait until they bring in the goat & the octopus. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/33 "2014-04-29T06:45:15Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > This board is meaner than I thought it was at first. Ha! It used to be a hell of a lot “meaner”. (Some of us preferred it that way, but that’s a long story) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/34 "2014-04-29T10:54:20Z")
Not much. ETA: whoops. I thought this was in GQ. The forum ET wants to do away with. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/35 "2014-04-29T10:57:09Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! So you’ve decided to go with doubling-down on the bullshit, I see. Good. Flameouts are more fun. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/36 "2014-04-29T11:00:02Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! …said the biggest piece of shit on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/37 "2014-04-29T11:12:43Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! So, April 2014 join date, eh? ---
**Author:** ![StrangeBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@StrangeBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrangeBird)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/38 "2014-04-29T11:31:14Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > This board is meaner than I thought it was at first. Not sure if that’s a complaint or a compliment. 😃 Personally, I like that the meanness varies by forum, so I can decide where to hang out based on my mood. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/39 "2014-04-29T11:38:28Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > So, April 2014 join date, eh? I’m sure he lurked for _years_. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Why\_Bother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19adc/32.png) [@Doctor\_Why\_Bother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Why_Bother)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/40 "2014-04-29T11:43:33Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! Hmm…you’re a little odd, aren’t you Richard? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205.md?page=3)