# What does etv78 bring to this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205 "2014-04-28T19:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/41 "2014-04-29T11:58:11Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!! You’re a congenital idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/42 "2014-04-29T12:30:56Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I’m sure he lurked for _years_. :dubious: Yes. Off and on. One of my psychotic exes used to post here. She told me about this board. I mentioned it here. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17331716&postcount=68](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17331716&postcount=68) > [@Doctor\_Why\_Bother](#): > > Hmm…you’re a little odd, aren’t you Richard? BPC was the guy who did threesomes with other men, didn’t he? If I got the wrong person, I’m sorry about that! If you guys want to flame me, just go to my pit thread. This one is supposed to be about etv!!! ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/43 "2014-04-29T12:42:49Z")
> [@LibrarySpy](#): > > How nice for you not to remember the grad school shitting, the How I Met Your Mother Shitting, the bladder explosion shitting… Whoa, somehow I missed that last one. (Yes, I know it’s cleaner that way.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/44 "2014-04-29T12:53:13Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Links? Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/45 "2014-04-29T12:56:42Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? And what’s funny is that he said it in plural. You don’t have to read a bunch of links to find out that etv sucks. One is just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/46 "2014-04-29T13:23:53Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > If you guys want to flame me, just go to my pit thread. This one is supposed to be about etv!!! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/47 "2014-04-29T13:26:42Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Links? First they came for the links, and I was like “whatever bro, we got more links” > [@Fuji](#): > > Herpes. Then they came for the herpes and I was like “dude, gross” > [@Fuji](#): > > Syphilis? Then they came for the syphilis and I was like "seriously, what’s up with this board? > [@Foggy](#): > > This ain’t nothing, wait until they bring in the goat & the octopus. Then when they came for me, I was like “I thought you guys were bring pie?” ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/48 "2014-04-29T13:27:23Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > :rolleyes: And you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/49 "2014-04-29T13:54:23Z")
> [@Doctor\_Why\_Bother](#): > > Hmm…you’re a little odd, aren’t you Richard? The word is “troll”. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/50 "2014-04-29T14:17:58Z")
Smegma, Would you kindly get off my dick? Thank you for your courtesy. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/51 "2014-04-29T14:35:47Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > If you guys want to flame me, just go to my pit thread. This one is supposed to be about etv!!! Wouldn’t be the first time a Pit thread turned on someone else to consume. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/52 "2014-04-29T14:36:44Z")
> [@Doctor\_Why\_Bother](#): > > Hmm…you’re a little odd, aren’t you Richard? Little bit. He’s not really a screamer, but not a moaner either. Somewhere in between, although I did find the tears of ecstasy kinda hot. All in all, I’d go with “B+, would fuck again.” ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/53 "2014-04-29T14:37:52Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Little bit. He’s not really a screamer, but not a moaner either. Somewhere in between, although I did find the tears of ecstasy kinda hot. All in all, I’d go with “B+, would fuck again.” :eek: _Covers up my asshole_ ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@Richard\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_North)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/54 "2014-04-29T14:39:11Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Wouldn’t be the first time a Pit thread turned on someone else to consume. This thread has been dicked by the Richard! etv is now in my shadows! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/55 "2014-04-29T14:43:15Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > :eek: > > _Covers up my asshole_ You don’t have to be embarrassed. Yeah, you might consider little landscaping in the future, but I didn’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/56 "2014-04-29T15:31:41Z")
Dude knows how to fuck up a game of Diplomacy too. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/57 "2014-04-29T15:38:51Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Dude knows how to fuck up a game of Diplomacy too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/58 "2014-04-29T16:08:15Z")
> [@Richard\_North](#): > > Smegma, > Would you kindly get off my dick? > > Thank you for your courtesy. As a non-homosexual do you often find yourself fantasizing about men on your dick? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/59 "2014-04-29T16:19:27Z")
\*\*What does etv78 bring to this board? \*\* A certain je ne sais quoi. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/60 "2014-04-29T16:28:08Z")
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