# What does etv78 bring to this board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 28, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205 "2014-04-28T19:05:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/61 "2014-04-29T16:32:42Z")

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> [@StrangeBird](#):
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> Not sure if that’s a complaint or a compliment. 😃
> 
> Personally, I like that the meanness varies by forum, so I can decide where to hang out based on my mood.

It is neither. I originally thought people were more focused on things other than insulting people, and would tend to attack specific arguments or views. This thread is kind of attacking the person as a whole, in a rather unspecific, uncited way and advocating for shunning someone. It’s dragging someone into the pit, this etv did not come to the pit and have some specific view attacked. I don’t know this Etv78, but I think that not saying anything more specific than that you don’t like his/her postings and wanting to shun someone does not seem mature to me, it reminds me of high school kids who do not have not developed emotions and empathy and just emote what they feel. It is not a compliment, even though its not the type of thing that increases my respect for the culture of the board - whatever that is. It is not a complaint either, it is not my place to complain. It’s just the thought I had.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/62 "2014-04-29T17:46:57Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> It is neither. I originally thought people were more focused on things other than insulting people, and would tend to attack specific arguments or views. This thread is kind of attacking the person as a whole, in a rather unspecific, uncited way and advocating for shunning someone. It’s dragging someone into the pit, this etv did not come to the pit and have some specific view attacked. I don’t know this Etv78, but I think that not saying anything more specific than that you don’t like his/her postings and wanting to shun someone does not seem mature to me, it reminds me of high school kids who do not have not developed emotions and empathy and just emote what they feel. It is not a compliment, even though its not the type of thing that increases my respect for the culture of the board - whatever that is. It is not a complaint either, it is not my place to complain. It’s just the thought I had.

Give it a few more months. Or google etv78.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/63 "2014-04-29T17:51:18Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> It is neither. I originally thought people were more focused on things other than insulting people, and would tend to attack specific arguments or views. This thread is kind of attacking the person as a whole, in a rather unspecific, uncited way and advocating for shunning someone. It’s dragging someone into the pit, this etv did not come to the pit and have some specific view attacked. I don’t know this Etv78, but I think that not saying anything more specific than that you don’t like his/her postings and wanting to shun someone does not seem mature to me, it reminds me of high school kids who do not have not developed emotions and empathy and just emote what they feel. It is not a compliment, even though its not the type of thing that increases my respect for the culture of the board - whatever that is. It is not a complaint either, it is not my place to complain. It’s just the thought I had.

Agreed, and this is the lamest pit thread I’ve ever opened.  
On an unrelated point, I’ll say that those who use the word 'tard tend to be pretty dim bulbs. See? I feel stupider even for writing that. **Richard North** : draining our neurons since Apr 2014: it actually happened pretty quickly.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/64 "2014-04-29T17:55:13Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> It is neither. I originally thought people were more focused on things other than insulting people, and would tend to attack specific arguments or views. This thread is kind of attacking the person as a whole, in a rather unspecific, uncited way and advocating for shunning someone. It’s dragging someone into the pit, this etv did not come to the pit and have some specific view attacked. I don’t know this Etv78, but I think that not saying anything more specific than that you don’t like his/her postings and wanting to shun someone does not seem mature to me, it reminds me of high school kids who do not have not developed emotions and empathy and just emote what they feel. It is not a compliment, even though its not the type of thing that increases my respect for the culture of the board - whatever that is. It is not a complaint either, it is not my place to complain. It’s just the thought I had.

Ever argued with someone who refused to listen to any of the points you made and just kept repeating the same dumb ideas over and over? Ever argued with someone who deliberately misconstrued what you said? How about someone who repeatedly made up lies?

If so, eventually you no doubt realized that dispassionate logic was getting you nowhere and you’d rather just call them a dickbag and tell them to fuck off. Now, maybe you’re a Vulcan and have never given into such a base impulse, but most humans reach this point at one time or another. Hence, this forum. It gives people an outlet to yell at idiots and assholes without disrupting the other more discussion-oriented forums.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/65 "2014-04-29T18:03:35Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> If so, eventually you no doubt realized that dispassionate logic was getting you nowhere and you’d rather just call them a dickbag and **tell them to fuck off**. [snip] **Hence, this forum.** It gives people an outlet to yell at idiots and assholes without disrupting the other more discussion-oriented forums.

Funny.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/66 "2014-04-29T18:11:59Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Funny.

Well, that was the thinking back when the Pit was formed. Back then they didn’t realize how uncivilized the f-word was. Things are more enlightened now.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/67 "2014-04-29T18:16:43Z")

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Anyone who thinks this pitting is undeserved clearly isn’t familiar with Etv78’s “work”

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/68 "2014-04-29T18:23:56Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> It is neither. I originally thought people were more focused on things other than insulting people, and would tend to attack specific arguments or views. This thread is kind of attacking the person as a whole, in a rather unspecific, uncited way and advocating for shunning someone. It’s dragging someone into the pit, this etv did not come to the pit and have some specific view attacked. I don’t know this Etv78, but I think that not saying anything more specific than that you don’t like his/her postings and wanting to shun someone does not seem mature to me, it reminds me of high school kids who do not have not developed emotions and empathy and just emote what they feel. It is not a compliment, even though its not the type of thing that increases my respect for the culture of the board - whatever that is. It is not a complaint either, it is not my place to complain. It’s just the thought I had.

You don’t have to visit the Pit, though – a lot of people don’t.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/69 "2014-04-29T19:24:52Z")

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Is there some sort of requirement that we “contribute” something? Because I take some pride in being an utter waste of space (on the board, at least) and doing nothing but consuming hamster cycles. 😉

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/70 "2014-04-29T19:49:21Z")

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Personally, I think he’s pretty funny:  
[Case 1](http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69179)  
[Case 2](http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1388048)  
😛

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/71 "2014-04-29T20:03:27Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Ever argued with someone who refused to listen to any of the points you made and just kept repeating the same dumb ideas over and over?

Yes: I have participated in Great Debates in the past.

> [@](#):
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> Ever argued with someone who deliberately misconstrued what you said? How about someone who repeatedly made up lies?

Ok, that’s annoying.

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> If so, eventually you no doubt realized that dispassionate logic was getting you nowhere and you’d rather just call them a dickbag and tell them to fuck off. Now, maybe you’re a Vulcan and have never given into such a base impulse, but most humans reach this point at one time or another. Hence, this forum. It gives people an outlet to yell at idiots and assholes without disrupting the other more discussion-oriented forums.

Oh to be clear, I don’t have a problem with calling people dickbags. (Or actually I do, but for reasons of usage, not vulgarity.) I just thought page 1 was high on petty bullshit and low on substantiation. A good pitting doesn’t only attack: it _instructs_. It instructs the reader on aspects of the full distribution of human behavior that is: the targets are usually (not always) beyond help.

etv78 may indeed be a veritable cornucopia of dicks. I don’t know. Frankly he hadn’t registered with me before the recent ATMB probable purposeful inanity. I still have only a dim idea of what he’s about, his apparently massive post count notwithstanding.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/72 "2014-04-29T20:07:12Z")

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> [@Richard\_North](#):
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> Smegma,  
> Would you kindly get off my dick?
> 
> Thank you for your courtesy.

Rest assured - I can think of very few locations and/or positions that I am more eager to avoid.

If you do not like being called a troll, however, might I recommend not being a troll?

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/73 "2014-04-29T21:19:23Z")

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Heres what I don’t get. If you are going to troll somewhere, why troll mommy/daddy/cuddly baby boards? They hardly seem like places where your trolling will get many strong reactions, so whats the point?

Whats the point etv, why do you do it? Apart from being a loser and all that of course.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/74 "2014-04-29T22:21:29Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Whats the point etv, why do you do it? Apart from being a loser and all that of course.

[Professor X]Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?[/Professor X]

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/75 "2014-04-29T22:35:42Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Heres what I don’t get. If you are going to troll somewhere, why troll mommy/daddy/cuddly baby boards? They hardly seem like places where your trolling will get many strong reactions, so whats the point?
> 
> Whats the point etv, why do you do it? Apart from being a loser and all that of course.

Mommy/Daddy/abandonment issues. Many years ago, a small disabled baby boy was put up for adoption by uncaring biological parents. This abandoned baby was taken in by vile adoptive parents who - along with adoptive siblings - made his life hell. This poor abandoned disabled baby grew up into a rather unusual man who spends his life going to baby boards pretending to be the new parent of disabled babies that he will love and cherish for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/76 "2014-04-29T23:45:29Z")

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Whereas can you talk about naked family beds?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/77 "2014-04-30T00:19:09Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> … It’s just the thought I had.

“ **Mr. Nylock** ” ? What, are you some kind of nut?

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/78 "2014-04-30T02:06:05Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> I still have only a dim idea of what he’s about, his apparently massive post count notwithstanding.

What he’s about has to do with certain off-board drama. There are guidelines against bringing in off-board drama and I don’t want to discuss trollery anyway. So I’ll just link to this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=719791). See also Kal’s post. Anyway, I can see the reasons for a certain vagueness on page 1.

Also: :smack:

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/79 "2014-04-30T02:18:24Z")

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> [@Richard\_North](#):
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> Smegma,  
> Would you kindly get off my dick?
> 
> Thank you for your courtesy.

Awwwww shucky ducky! He changed your name from Smeghead to Smegma! And that’s gross dickstuff! :eek: You got blazed!

by a 14 year old

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-etv78-bring-to-this-board/687205/80 "2014-04-30T02:19:28Z")

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Corduroy is not even a color, you stupid fucks!

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