# What does having tons of money actually get you

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**Created:** [September 11, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-having-tons-of-money-actually-get-you/668537 "2013-09-11T00:02:53Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-having-tons-of-money-actually-get-you/668537/101 "2013-09-19T04:27:01Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Meh, I’m not rich and I’ve done that. Having money means the two chicks are twin sisters, actresses, or astronauts.

Nah, you don’t have to be rich. It takes some searching, but there have been bars and massage parlors over here where twin sisters have been on offer. And some of the higher-priced\* brothels do have some local actresses on call, but you have to book ahead, because they’re not just hanging out there. They have to be given some notice.

\*“Higher-priced” being a couple hundred bucks.

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