# What does it have in it's pocketses, Precious?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-it-have-in-its-pocketses-precious/334805 "2005-12-09T01:19:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-it-have-in-its-pocketses-precious/334805/61 "2005-12-20T21:02:54Z")

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Beat you to it, **Stranger** , although you provided a linky.

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**Author:** ![Krinklekraks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Krinklekraks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krinklekraks)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-it-have-in-its-pocketses-precious/334805/62 "2005-12-20T21:03:49Z")

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> [@velvetjones](#):
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> If I am paged my right ass cheek vibrates! 😃

That is a very strange thought. O.o

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**Author:** ![Krinklekraks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Krinklekraks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krinklekraks)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-it-have-in-its-pocketses-precious/334805/63 "2005-12-20T21:04:59Z")

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> [@velvetjones](#):
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> If I am paged my right ass cheek vibrates! 😃

That is a very strange thought. O.o “Excuse me, I need to answer my pager. My ass is vibrating.”

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-it-have-in-its-pocketses-precious/334805/64 "2005-12-20T23:53:43Z")

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pants right front:[this key ring](http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?CategoryID=121&category=Gifts%20&c_id=WEB1&c_it=55E6&start_id=21&), which was a groomsman’s gift and holds two keys (house and car) and one alarm/auto lock fob  
pants left front: a nickel  
pants back left: hip wallet  
pants back right: nada  
shirt pocket (only one): a blackberry and a blue Pilot Precise V5 Extra Fine rolling ball pen  
suit coat outside right: a red and blue rep strip bow-tie  
suit coat outside left: zilch  
suit coat breast: white pocket square  
suit coat inner: silver business card case containing seven business cards  
top coat outside right: scarf rolled up  
top coat outside left: Kevin & Howlin gray herringbone Donegal tweed cap  
top coat inside: zed

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