# What does MMP mean?

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**Created:** [December 5, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166 "2005-12-05T13:52:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/1 "2005-12-05T13:52:02Z")

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Pardon my ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/2 "2005-12-05T14:09:21Z")

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[All you need to know](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=342480).

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/3 "2005-12-06T00:41:14Z")

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That explains MMP, and thanks **Tapioca**. However, **Nature’s Call** , for a list of other commonly used Straight Dope Message Boardisms, see [A Beginner’s Guide to SDMB Glossary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/4 "2012-12-24T15:16:35Z")

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I just looked it up too, and Google brought me back to this SDMB thread. I’ll put it here so the next person won’t have to click the link and scan that referenced ATMB Doper thread, or the [Glossary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298) (although that’s the definitive place to go for such answers!).

**MMP: Monday Morning Post**

From that [Glossary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298):  
_“MMP – Monday Morning Post. One of our posters used to do a rambling thread every Monday morning. I don’t know why he or she isn’t doing them anymore, but others have been stepping up to continue the tradition. Sometimes “Guest MMP” or “Member MMP””_

(7 yrs, 19 days later, I do realize. Merry Christmas, everyone!)

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/5 "2012-12-24T17:20:12Z")

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This will help too: the MMP FAQ. It goes into a lot of detail about the ins and outs of the MMP.

> **[The MMP FAQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=627530)**
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> The MMP FAQ \*\*What does MMP stand for? \*\*Monday Morning Post \*\*What the $#@& is an MMP anyhow? \*\*Basically a ragtag collection of stuff that is too pointless even for MPSIMS. Sharing our personal observations, the day -to-day details of our...

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**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/6 "2012-12-24T20:56:57Z")

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Well, I was close - I always thought it was “Monday Mundane and Pointless”

😃

Ignorance fought.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/7 "2012-12-25T14:16:46Z")

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> [@Lasciel](#):
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> Well, I was close - I always thought it was “Monday Mundane and Pointless”
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> 😃
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> Ignorance fought.

Every MMP I start is exactly that! 😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/334166/8 "2012-12-25T15:20:12Z")

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cough_stealthbrag_cough
