# What does "MMP' mean?

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**Created:** [August 29, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486 "2011-08-29T12:02:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/1 "2011-08-29T12:02:49Z")

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Lately I’ve noticed on SDMBs references to posters’ “MMP”. I have no idea what that means. Urban Dictionary didn’t help. Will someone please bring me up to speed?

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**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/2 "2011-08-29T12:08:25Z")

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Monday Morning Post, as seen [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298). It’s a thing some people do.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/3 "2011-08-29T13:36:30Z")

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I think the original author and the MMP reference itself was first given it by our dearly missed Rue deDay. He’d start a new, always entertaining one every Monday and folks would jump in and talk about, well, anything. Nowadays a different contributor can get one going each week but, as always, pretty much anything goes in them. While there is somewhat of a regular community that posts to it each week, anyone and everyone is welcome to join in.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/4 "2011-08-30T05:28:01Z")

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Since the MMP is a uniquely Straight Dope thing (as far as I know), I’ve moved this thread to ATMB.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/5 "2011-08-30T16:24:25Z")

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Mixed Martial Paints. Somebody was confused. 😉

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/6 "2011-08-30T17:31:37Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> Mixed Martial Paints. Somebody was confused. 😉

You mean Kung Fu Feng Shui? I have a Golden Wallpaper belt in the art.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/7 "2011-08-30T19:24:14Z")

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Massive Multi Player. Refers to online gaming.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/8 "2011-08-30T22:41:44Z")

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MMP = Milking Many Posts. It refers to a string of cute answers that follow the actual answer to the question. 😃

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/9 "2011-09-01T19:20:31Z")

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It’s actually an upside down dWW. Now what THAT means is an exercise left for the reader.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/10 "2011-09-02T02:11:44Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Now what THAT means is an exercise left for the reader.

Ԁosʇ Woɹuıuƃ Woupɐʎ, obviously.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/11 "2011-09-02T17:14:15Z")

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If you were confused by MMP, you probably want to check out the **[Beginner’s Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298)**, which includes that and others.

That thread itself is linked from the ATMB sticky [FAQs - Please Read First - Rules, Guidelines, Etiquette, Technical Issues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=562482), which if you haven’t read yet you should definitely check out.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/12 "2011-09-02T19:06:15Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> If you were confused by MMP, you probably want to check out the **[Beginner’s Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298)**, which includes that and others.

Or if you were confused by the first link in the first reply following the OP.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-mean/594486/13 "2011-09-02T19:27:37Z")

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Derp. From the phrasing, I assumed that was a link to an example MMP, not to the glossary.
