# What does MMP stand for?

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**Created:** [March 26, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848 "2008-03-26T22:59:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/1 "2008-03-26T22:59:15Z")

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I googled and even found a [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMP) page for MMP. I’ve seen the term in a few threads lately. What does it mean?

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/2 "2008-03-26T23:13:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Will Repair]  
I googled and even found a [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMP) page for MMP. I’ve seen the term in a few threads lately. What does it mean?  
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monday morning post

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/3 "2008-03-26T23:21:54Z")

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you know, I never knew that. Guess I should leave GQ and CS once in a while… 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/4 "2008-03-26T23:35:16Z")

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[Come join us and find out…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=460962)

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/5 "2008-03-26T23:56:05Z")

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For future ref, there is a thread where we provide explanations for most of the jargon or special terms that have come into use here: [Beginner's Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298)

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/6 "2008-03-27T00:08:20Z")

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[QUOTE=askeptic]  
monday morning post  
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But only the first two dozen or so really qualify as MMP’s.

Regard: In the thread linked just above, post #42-75 are MAP’s and 76-102 are MEP’s. **Flutterby** and the subsequent 31 posters have the unmitigated effrontery to drop a _TMP_ into a thread clearly labeled MMP.

Then we’re treated so a liberal sprinkling of TAP’s, TEP’s and finally the expected WMP’s (pronounced “whumps”), WAP’s and WEP’s.

Nothing is madness, if not that.

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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/7 "2008-03-27T02:39:26Z")

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[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]  
…there is a thread where we provide explanations for most of the jargon…  
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Silly me, I knew that. Er … I was just testing you. Yeah! That’s it.

Thanks all for the responses.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/8 "2008-03-27T16:16:03Z")

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Spelled out, it is mump, and usually plural, mumps. A childhood disease. 😉

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/9 "2008-03-27T22:26:26Z")

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And oddly, people who participate in the MMP have recently decided to be called Mumpers, although it has nothing to do with the childhood disease.

And **Patty** , the MMP periodically starts on Sunday (going by U.S. time zones), so there are cases where the first post is either an SEP or SNP.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-mmp-stand-for/442848/10 "2008-04-01T17:52:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]  
But only the first two dozen or so really qualify as MMP’s.

Regard: In the thread linked just above, post #42-75 are MAP’s and 76-102 are MEP’s. **Flutterby** and the subsequent 31 posters have the unmitigated effrontery to drop a _TMP_ into a thread clearly labeled MMP.

Then we’re treated so a liberal sprinkling of TAP’s, TEP’s and finally the expected WMP’s (pronounced “whumps”), WAP’s and WEP’s.

Nothing is madness, if not that.  
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I think I was better off not knowing any of this…
