# What does Ryan\_Liam feel like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393 "2003-02-07T04:32:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/1 "2003-02-07T04:32:59Z")
I feel it’s only fair to ask the question that’s on everyone’s lips (no, not Is Michael Jackson Wacko?): What the heck does **Ryan\_Liam** feel like? Maybe, just maybe, we may be graced by the presence of **Ryan\_Liam** himself (we’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!). However, in the absence the Great One, I ask you: Have you got a handle on it? My vote is for soggy bread mixed with marshmellows. Lest anyone jump on me, this is not a rant, I presonally enjoy Ryan’s posts, and I think he’s a fun guy to have around on the boards. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/2 "2003-02-07T04:54:55Z")
ABC gum. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/3 "2003-02-07T04:58:47Z")
Burning. ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/4 "2003-02-07T04:59:13Z")
Warm apple pie. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/5 "2003-02-07T05:06:03Z")
I can’t wait to hear Ryan Liam expound on what Ryan Liam feels like. I understand he has an “in” with Ryan Liam and may be able to give us some amazing insights! ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/6 "2003-02-07T05:06:21Z")
a little bit of nightnurse, locuzade and jelly tots. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/7 "2003-02-07T05:07:38Z")
oops :smack: that was suposed to be lucozade. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/8 "2003-02-07T05:16:52Z")
A blow to the head. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/9 "2003-02-07T05:18:24Z")
He feels like like a night in the forest Like a mountain in spring-time like a walk in the rain like a storm in the desert like a sleepy blue ocean The way he looks, the way he smells, the way he feels, he fills up my senses. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/10 "2003-02-07T05:32:31Z")
(singing) _He feeeels like making love! doo do dooo, doo do dooo_ Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/11 "2003-02-07T05:43:12Z")
A gelatinous blob of trucker ass. Why does that make me hungry? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/12 "2003-02-07T05:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joey G \* > \*\*(singing) > > - doo do dooo, doo do dooo\* > \*\* Sorry to nitpick but it’s should be: _“do doo dooo, do doo dooo”_ 😃 He feels like (sings) _the first tiime, feels like the very first tiimee…_ heh… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/13 "2003-02-07T06:22:50Z")
A long slide down the edge of a rusty razor blade into a vat of alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/14 "2003-02-07T06:22:51Z")
Don’t know 'bout him, but I feel like a Klondike Bar. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/15 "2003-02-07T06:54:26Z")
He feels like chicken tonight. (Hey, it’s night-time over here OK??) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/16 "2003-02-07T07:17:32Z")
He’s quite a popular boy 'round these parts at the moment. I think he’s feeling quite spectular. Hey **Ryan** , can I feel you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/17 "2003-02-07T07:33:01Z")
At this point, he probably feels like he deserves a bit of a break. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/18 "2003-02-07T08:16:50Z")
What an appropriate place for a “me too” post. Let’s not make posting any more of a Catch-22 than it already is for the poor lad. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/19 "2003-02-07T14:19:50Z")
Breaking News! Ryan Liam report just in (Reuters) By Ryan\_Liam Ryan\_Liam was interviewed yesterday, and came up witht the following announcement, ’ I feel like a rush of blood to the head’ This obviously has links to Chris Martins Coldplay, for which he has been strongly influenced by. Newspaper editor Max Clifford, is reported to be very surpirsed by his comment ’ I am shocked and astounded that he would say something like that’ he said. Ryan\_Liam says he has no regrets for the comment he made, and refuses to apologise. More news on Ryan\_Liam, God of the nation, coming next week! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393/20 "2003-02-07T16:09:01Z")
Sometimes **Ryan** feels like a nut. Sometimes he doesn’t. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-ryan_liam-feel-like/153393.md?page=2)