# What does 'sex' feel like? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 21, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044 "2003-01-21T19:58:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/21 "2003-01-21T21:11:13Z")
New, improved Cool Whip. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/22 "2003-01-21T21:13:14Z")
Sooo… how was it that New Zealanders got the name “Kiwis”? ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/23 "2003-01-21T21:15:34Z")
Heh. Probably should have included a “For the love of god, discard cantaloupe!” instruction in that first post. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/24 "2003-01-21T21:19:09Z")
I think I’ve had my last passion fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Toffe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@Toffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/25 "2003-01-21T21:32:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*I think I’ve had my last passion fruit. \*\* 😃 😃 😃 Do me a favour, **lieu**. Post more often. ---
**Author:** ![Mith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mith)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/26 "2003-01-21T21:39:34Z")
Ryan, think about when you have an itch… someplace where you can’t reach…then you FINALLY reach it, and scratch it… and it feels WONDERFUL! It’s kinda like that. an itch getting scratched, but never was itchy to begin with. does that kinda help? for a girl, it’s like a “full” feeling. for a boy… i’ve heard it’s like tongues all around his member. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/27 "2003-01-21T21:42:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dorkusmalorkusmafia \* > \*\*It feels like jacking off only better and more intense. \*\* Short. Sweet. And to the point. The only thing I’d add is _warmer_ and a “much” in front of your “more”😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/28 "2003-01-21T21:53:44Z")
It’s pretty cool unless the goat decides to kick you. That can really bruise your shins. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/29 "2003-01-21T21:59:26Z")
You know what it’s like when you lean back on 2 legs of a chair and you’re balancing for a while and you start to tip backwards slowly… and you feel yourself start to fall and at the last second before you fall backwards and smash into the ground you catch yourself… It’s nothing like that. ---
**Author:** ![LifeIllustrator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/958977/32.png) [@LifeIllustrator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeIllustrator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/30 "2003-01-21T22:02:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > \*\*oh Ryan sweety… > > come into chat, we’ll tell ya all about it there. > 😃 \*\* There is a chat??? :dubious: How do I get in on that? ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/31 "2003-01-21T22:03:17Z")
Ever hit that g-spot in your ear when you are digging in deep with a Q-Tip? Kinda like that times a hundred. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/32 "2003-01-21T22:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by «Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»? \* > \*\*Ever hit that g-spot in your ear when you are digging in deep with a Q-Tip? Kinda like that times a hundred. \*\* Ear?? I think I’ve been doing it wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/33 "2003-01-21T22:16:47Z")
Another option is to put a dollop of lotion into a plastic bag and stick the bag in between two matresses. You fill in the rest. Literally. It’s surprisingly accurate in texture. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/34 "2003-01-21T22:25:30Z")
Just be careful you don’t break your Eagles cd. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/35 "2003-01-21T22:28:12Z")
And don’t try this at the store. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/36 "2003-01-21T22:46:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*And don’t try this at the store. \*\* Yeah, that cantaloupe trick will almost certainly get you banned for life from the produce department. Although really, once they started letting people eat grapes this sort of thing was pretty much inevitable… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/37 "2003-01-22T00:50:11Z")
Well, it does take “thumping the melon to see if it’s fresh” to a whole new level. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/38 "2003-01-22T00:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*Ear?? I think I’ve been doing it wrong… \*\* Obligatory aural sex comment. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/39 "2003-01-22T02:26:37Z")
This thread is hurting my sock’s feelings. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-sex-feel-like/150044/40 "2003-01-22T02:30:21Z")
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