# What does the "All-American Girl" look like?

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**Created:** [April 15, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-all-american-girl-look-like/493175 "2009-04-15T14:51:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
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Betsy Ross.

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Betsy Ross.

Whore.

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See: Works of Norman Rockwell.

He could make any female human below the age of 35 fit the bill. It’s just a pity he died before goth girls were commonplace (And while Kari Byron was only four years old).

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> [@Mesquite-oh](#):
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> To me the “All American Girl” is like the models you see in some J-Crew and Ralph Lauren ads. They are thin, tanned, a little athletic looking but without being jockish, not really overtly sexual, not really big breasted, a little preppy, play soccer or tennis, look smart but not bookish. They have a neat clean freshly scrubbed look. This is similar to a girl next door except the GNS is a bit more more cute, more friendly, a little less wordly, and is somehow more approacheable.

This strikes me as a spot-on description of the typical AAG. My own personal favorites of the species:

Donna Reed, first and foremost:  
[![](http://www.eeweems.com/capra/_imagery/_wonderful_life/wonderful_donnareed_470.jpg) ](http://www.eeweems.com/capra/_imagery/_wonderful_life/wonderful_donnareed_470.jpg)  
[![](https://photobucket.com/image/donna%20reed/SioBreezy/jamesdonna.jpg) ](https://photobucket.com/image/donna%20reed/SioBreezy/jamesdonna.jpg)

Teresa Wright: [Google Image Result](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/3265244.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D10276273D480F6D800D358283F950D82A55A1E4F32AD3138&imgrefurl=http://www.jamd.com/image/g/3265244&usg=__jI6aeYp-P6_UrYars09QozAHKUA=&h=594&w=458&sz=33&hl=en&start=112&tbnid=E0nqhJE6WqUzQM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dteresa%2Bwright%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D100)

Elisha Cuthbert at her non-slutty best: [http://www.celebrity9.com/img/elisha-cuthbert/elisha-cuthbert.jpg](http://www.celebrity9.com/img/elisha-cuthbert/elisha-cuthbert.jpg)

Another vote for Mandy Moore: [http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/mandy-moore-virgin.jpg](http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/mandy-moore-virgin.jpg)

Katherine McPhee: [http://www.playbill.com/images/photo/m/c/mcphee1\_1153492992.jpg](http://www.playbill.com/images/photo/m/c/mcphee1_1153492992.jpg)

Machen Amick: [http://web.ukonline.co.uk/amick.jsrpages/scans/amick/ak-m\_amick-tp-03.jpg](http://web.ukonline.co.uk/amick.jsrpages/scans/amick/ak-m_amick-tp-03.jpg)

Sherilyn Fenn: [Faitango: Image](http://faitango.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sherilyn-fenn-in-twin-peaks.jpg)  
[ImageShack - Best place for all of your image hosting and image sharing needs](http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9973/sherilynfennaudreyhorne.jpg)

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Oh, and Kristen Stewart: [http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2008/images/flipbooks/2008-red-carpet/kristen-stewart-twilight-55038880.jpg](http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2008/images/flipbooks/2008-red-carpet/kristen-stewart-twilight-55038880.jpg)

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-all-american-girl-look-like/493175/86 "2009-04-20T17:11:07Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Do other nations have the “iconic” girl? Is there a “German Girl?”

Mrs, Ballbreaker from "Porkys 'would fit.

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> [@Amblydoper](#):
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> [Alexis Bledel](http://www.go4celebrity.com/alexis-bledel-041.htm).  
> She has been likened to [Audrey Hepburn](http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/hepburn_0119.jpg), a sort-of All-American-Girl from her own day, and you can see why in [this picture](http://www.go4celebrity.com/alexis-bledel-033.htm).

Audrey Hepburn wasn’t American - she was born Belgian and later became a British subject, IIRC - so she’d be a strange pick for such an honor. Same thing with Pam Anderson or Elisha Cuthbert, both Canadian; seems to me to be the All-American Girl, you at least have to be American. Preferably from Iowa or Nebraska or some other flat farmy place.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-all-american-girl-look-like/493175/88 "2009-04-20T18:16:53Z")

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5 foot 2 ,eyes of blue, has anybody seen my girl. Well it used to be true.

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