What does the chick vocalist in a rock band do onstage when she’s not singing?

Why did you feel the need to mention it at all? It makes you sound like a fourteen year-old bragging about touching a boob.

I opened this thread because I thought you asked an interesting question. But your choice of language has pretty much ensured that any female Doper will either close it in disgust, or, more likely, take you to the woodshed for your misogynist language.

i thought it sounded like a very old man.

Yeah, it sounded like “What do chicks do when they’re not singing? I mean, they’re kind of useless otherwise.”

I mean, he didn’t ask “What did Robert Plant do onstage? I mean, he didn’t have a guitar to play…”

“And Freddie Mercury was kind of a slacker too. Did he just sway, or twirl, or show his nethers?”

Ironic we’ve discussed Donna Jean while this is headed for a full Casey Jones.

Freddie played keyboards. But I otherwise agree with your points.

When not singing, she danced the can-can?

Perhaps they should try this to look busy.

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I think it’s clear that we’re not going to get anything of value out of this thread. The well’s too poisoned, and the OP is not making any effort to un-poison it.