# What does the Swedish Chef say?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195 "2003-11-14T05:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195/1 "2003-11-14T05:48:45Z")

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Help me settle a bet - is it ‘Mork mork mork’ or ‘Bork bork bork’?

I’m going with bork bork bork.

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**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195/2 "2003-11-14T07:01:49Z")

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I think you win. [Ze Sveedish Chef](http://www.almac.co.uk/chef/chef/chef.html)

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**Author:** ![Tradnor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@Tradnor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tradnor)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195/3 "2003-11-14T07:09:51Z")

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[Google](http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-bork) is the Swedish Chef’s favorite search engine.

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**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195/4 "2003-11-14T07:19:15Z")

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WOW this thread has been tripled. !!

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**Author:** ![Rib\_Eye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Rib\_Eye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rib_Eye)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213195/5 "2003-11-14T14:58:11Z")

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We always said “Mort, mort, mort!”

IIRC the song (phonetically) went, "Yay boor yay/Di boor di diska doo/Yay boor di yay boor di boor/Mort mort mort!