# What does the Swedish Chef say?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198 "2003-11-14T05:48:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198/1 "2003-11-14T05:48:46Z")

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Help me settle a bet - is it ‘Mork mork mork’ or ‘Bork bork bork’?

I’m going with bork bork bork.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198/2 "2003-11-14T05:58:27Z")

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Everytime I’ve seen it written, it’s Bork.

Sounds to debate… [http://www.muppetworld.com/cooking/index.html](http://www.muppetworld.com/cooking/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198/3 "2003-11-14T05:58:48Z")

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MMMMM, Bork, Bork, Bork  
Blam!  
“Der donut”

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198/4 "2003-11-14T13:44:42Z")

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Here’s a website

[http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/](http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/)

that lets you translate web pages into Swedish Chef-ese.

Enjoy!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-the-swedish-chef-say/213198/5 "2003-11-14T14:59:20Z")

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This question should have been asked in General Questions or Cafe Society, but since it’s been answered I’ll just close the thread.