# What does this Japanese picture mean? (NSFW, I think)

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 12, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229 "2008-02-12T00:46:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/1 "2008-02-12T00:46:42Z")

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[Possibly NSFW picture at the end of this link.](http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/7/2/72aca004.jpg)

I say “possibly NSFW” because the nudity is largely implied and the picture doesn’t make any sense anyway. It appears to show a firearm disguised as a female being carried and used by a Japanese soldier. A magazine is seen protruding from between her legs and her ass is seen protruding from a hatch on a submarine. The image is possibly a fake, but the text says _something_ and I’m curious to know what.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/2 "2008-02-12T00:56:41Z")

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The text is a bit small to read. I can make out some of the characters, but not enough to translate.

It appears to be spoofing that the woman is a weapon, able to shoot bullets or “toxic gas” from her rear end.

Out of context, I couldn’t tell you exactly what all motive there might be behind the picture, though I’d presume it’s anti-war.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/3 "2008-02-12T01:01:19Z")

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My reading ability sucks, but if nobody else comes along soon, I’ll forward it to some Japanese friends of mine. Somebody should be able to help here though, maybe **TokyoPlayer** or **Sleel**.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/4 "2008-02-12T01:08:06Z")

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Yeah, I was afraid there wouldn’t be enough text to meaningfully read. It looks damn strange out of context.

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**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/5 "2008-02-12T02:00:25Z")

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The title says: War

The captions, from left-to-right, top-to-bottom:  
_Rissha_ (An archery term for shooting from a standing position.)  
_Shissha_ (Crouching shooting position.)  
Illegible.  
Anti-aerial attack shooting  
_Fukusha_ (Lying shooting position – again archery term.)  
Submarine  
Main battery (From context, the characters also look a lot like “blank shot”.)

The smaller text is a lot harder to make out. Under the illigible caption, I read:  
Set the magazine inside the rectum and shoot out from the anus.

I can’t make the first few characters of the second paragraph. It goes: “\*\*\*\* and \*\*\*\* are directly tied to each other.”

Under “submarine” there is:  
“Navigating beneath the surface, against \*\*\*\*'s \*\*\*\*\* military force, attacks with \*\*\*\* missiles. Uses the gases emanating from the corpses to dive and surface.”

The text in the drawing says: “surface!”

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**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/6 "2008-02-12T06:24:50Z")

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For some reason, I felt compelled to look at this picture again and squint a bit harder…

[QUOTE=jovan]

The smaller text is a lot harder to make out. Under the illigible caption, I read:  
Set the magazine inside the rectum and shoot out from the anus.

I can’t make the first few characters of the second paragraph. It goes: “\*\*\*\* and \*\*\*\* are directly tied to each other.”  
[/quote]

The whole text actually goes:

“Set the magazine inside the vagina and shoot out from the anus. The vagina and rectum are directly tied to each other.”

> [@](#):
>
> Under “submarine” there is:  
> “Navigating beneath the surface, against \*\*\*\*'s \*\*\*\*\* military force, attacks with \*\*\*\* missiles. Uses the gases emanating from the corpses to dive and surface.”

Is actually:

“Navigating beneath the surface, uses torpedoes and missiles against the enemy’s \*\*\* military force.”

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/7 "2008-02-12T10:37:06Z")

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**jovan** : Thank you very much. It makes perfect sense now: The people who made the image are nuts.

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/8 "2008-02-12T14:03:10Z")

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**Derleth** , you can’t just put that out there without explaining where the hell you found it. Japanese submariners using female corpses (with severely messed up anatomy) as weapons? :eek: This is not something you’d find on the rack at the local 7-11.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/9 "2008-02-12T14:34:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Slypork]  
**Derleth** , you can’t just put that out there without explaining where the hell you found it. Japanese submariners using female corpses (with severely messed up anatomy) as weapons? :eek: This is not something you’d find on the rack at the local 7-11.  
[/QUOTE]  
It sounds like what we have here is a cultural difference. Anti-war posters aren’t the same in every country.

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/10 "2008-02-12T14:41:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Musicat]  
It sounds like what we have here is a cultural difference. Anti-war posters aren’t the same in every country.  
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I guess so. Their idea, though, catches my attention a lot better than [this.](http://thepeacecompany.com/store/prod_cards_warnothealthy.php)

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/11 "2008-02-12T16:41:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Slypork]  
**Derleth** , you can’t just put that out there without explaining where the hell you found it. Japanese submariners using female corpses (with severely messed up anatomy) as weapons? :eek: This is not something you’d find on the rack at the local 7-11.  
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I found it via [Reddit](http://reddit.com/info/68c1i/comments/), and I have no knowledge of where it comes from beyond that.

[From Digg](http://www.digg.com/odd_stuff/Sense_This_picture_makes_none_PIC): [SENSE: This picture makes none](http://stopgeek.com/sense-this-picture-makes-none.html) (As I recall, this image was part of an anti-pollution campaign. Because environmentalism is inextricably linked with Darth Vader.)

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/12 "2008-02-12T16:54:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Slypork]  
I guess so. Their idea, though, catches my attention a lot better than [this.](http://thepeacecompany.com/store/prod_cards_warnothealthy.php)  
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Gah! I’d forgotten that poster! It always made me want to go out and kill as many living things as I could.

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/13 "2008-02-12T17:33:52Z")

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It’s discussed in [this Japanese blog](http://www.zaeega.com/archives/50452987.html); the comments say it’s by cartoonist [Shintaro Kago](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shintaro_Kago).

Just my feeling as a Japanese native, but I don’t think it’s anti-war art. Just something for shock value. I don’t really understand it but this type of nonsensical grotesque cartoons is not uncommon, and most of the time without any political themes.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/14 "2008-02-12T18:06:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Slypork]

> [@Musicat](#):
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> It sounds like what we have here is a cultural difference. Anti-war posters aren’t the same in every country.

I guess so. Their idea, though, catches my attention a lot better than [this.](http://thepeacecompany.com/store/prod_cards_warnothealthy.php)  
[/QUOTE]  
Or some posters I recall, but can’t find anywhere now, were put out by _Horseshit_ Magazine in the 60’s. One was a US soldier fiercely holding a bayonet. On the end of the bayonet was a skewered baby. The caption read, “Buy War Bonds. Burn a Baby.”

Or another from the same source, was a Marine in uniform but with his pants near his ankles. His, uh, equipment was very tiny. The caption said, “Join the Marines and be a man.”

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/15 "2008-02-12T19:35:40Z")

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So its not the packaging from some food item?

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**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/16 "2008-02-13T01:02:01Z")

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[QUOTE=scr4]

Just my feeling as a Japanese native, but I don’t think it’s anti-war art. Just something for shock value. I don’t really understand it but this type of nonsensical grotesque cartoons is not uncommon, and most of the time without any political themes.  
[/QUOTE]

I don’t know. I was a bit curious so I read a bit about Kago and it does seem that there is a strong element of social criticism to his often scatological work. (If not social criticism at the very least a strong misanthropic strain.) The book this illustration appears to be taken from is called _Kagayake! Dai-To-A Kyoeiken_ (“Shine On! Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.”) The title is a very obvious reference to WWII and the “story” involves the Japanese imperial army performing research into body modifications and mass producing giant weapon-women.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-this-japanese-picture-mean-nsfw-i-think/437229/17 "2008-02-13T02:34:33Z")

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I was going to say that it looks likes even the Japanese have trouble with poorly translated instructions accompanying imported household appliances.

d&r
