What does this sound mean to a cat?

[BlankSlate]

I find cats always respond to the “kissy” sound, like you’re pulling air in and making kissing smacks at the same time.

[Reply]

Why don’t you just record it?

If you don’t have a mic, call 646-462-4161 x 00130 and leave a voicemail; the web service drop.io will automatically convert it to an audio file available at http://drop.io/catsound (totally free)

[Buran]

@WordMan

Make a “sssss” sound like you are imitating a snake. Now, instead of just baring your lips for the hiss, relax them and, while you are hissing, use your lips to make a “puh-puh-puh-puh” pucker motion. This produces the Universal Cat Sound™.

Thats pretty much it but not quite, close enough though.

Just wish I had a microphone to record it so people won’t think I’m utterly insane.

It does work on every cat though, they might not come over but it always gets their attention.

Reply - I’m not in the US so can’t use that service.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

The International Cat Sound:

jay: which reminds me of the fun game
jay: that nearly everyone with a cat has played unknowingly
jay: called “WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE”
jay: where both parties beg and plead with the feline in question to come over to them
jay: until usually the cat just walks away from both of you
jay: but it’s funny because you start saying shit to try to coerce it that the cat is just not even going to understand!
jay: “Who feeds you, eh?”
jay: “Who? WHO GETS UP EVERY MORNING AND FEEDS YOUR DUMB ASS”
herve: hahah
jay: “SUSAN over there said you were a JERK”
jay: “but I LOOOOOOVE YOU, you know that!”
herve: hahaha
jay: PSSSWWSSWWSSSSSS
jay: come on!
jay: i am making the international cat sound!
herve: hahahh pspsswwss
herve: hahahahah
jay: WHY IS THAT THE INTERNATIONAL CAT SOUND
jay: I HAVE NEVER HEARD A CAT MAKE THAT SOUND!

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