# What does TWPM mean? Or what Could it mean? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394 "2000-08-15T03:52:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/1 "2000-08-15T03:52:28Z")
**TWPM** could be **T** hat **W** as **P** retty **M** ischievous **TWPM** could be **T** hey **W** ere **P** rime **M** inisters **TWPM** could be **T** he **W** orst **P** arty **M** usic **TWPM** could be **T** yped **W** ith **P** assionate **M** ystery These all must be wrong. Any better WAGS? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/2 "2000-08-15T03:59:06Z")
BWHA HA HA! ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/3 "2000-08-15T04:02:03Z")
**T** hey **W** ere **P** re- **Menstral**. **T** errible **W** ombat **P** arty **M** anagers. **T** hat **W** as **P** robably **M** e. **T** hat **W** hich **P** re-dates **M** ud. In other words, fuck if I know. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/4 "2000-08-15T04:20:16Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/5 "2000-08-15T05:51:51Z")
You aren’t EVEN close! Also, Mu Mu, you might want to give posters a heads up about what you are talking about… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/6 "2000-08-15T05:59:42Z")
**T** yping: **W** ords **P** er **M** inute? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/7 "2000-08-15T06:05:33Z")
Timidly Wanting Peer Mounting Truly Wanting Pornographic Material Thrilling Women Perfectly Mastered Testimony Worhtless: Perennially Mean The Woman’s Perfect? Mwahahahaha \<— disbelieving laugh ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/8 "2000-08-15T06:13:42Z")
The Way People Masturbate? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/9 "2000-08-15T06:16:31Z")
To World Peace Man? Tetragrams Will Produce Madness? (think about it) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/10 "2000-08-15T06:17:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\* > Testimony Worhtless: Perennially Mean > \*\* Ooops… Typing Was Pretty Messy ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/11 "2000-08-15T06:54:40Z")
Too Wide Penis Man? Too Wet Pink Muff? ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/12 "2000-08-15T07:05:54Z")
Two Wild Penguins Mating? Tractors With Perpetual Motion? Tommy Wet Pajamas, Mommy? That Woman’s Pants Melted!? There Went Papa’s Manacle? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/13 "2000-08-15T07:19:46Z")
Thong wearers post more! Too witty! Puked milk! Toilet, where’s papers? Mook! Talking While Post Mortem. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/14 "2000-08-15T09:30:52Z")
Thtar Warth: Phantom Menathe ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/15 "2000-08-15T11:52:51Z")
hahahahahahaha not even close ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/16 "2000-08-15T19:05:32Z")
If someone actually gets it I will gladly give you the whole story behind it… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/17 "2000-08-15T19:12:57Z")
This Was Pretty Meaningless. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/18 "2000-08-15T19:39:13Z")
That Woman Pleases Me. That Which Protects Me. That Which Pursues Me. That Which Produces Meals. Those Women Procure Meat. These Waves Pound Mexico. Those Women Pummel Men. Theodore Walter Peaches Moran. Thomas Wilkins Preaches Monday. This Woeful Person Missed. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/19 "2000-08-15T20:07:53Z")
Tom Wopat’s Potty Mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/20 "2000-08-15T20:14:08Z")
Two women? Purple member! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394.md?page=2)