# What does TWPM mean? Or what Could it mean? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394 "2000-08-15T03:52:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/21 "2000-08-15T20:46:16Z")
Tourists With Purty Mouths Squeal, boy! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/22 "2000-08-15T20:50:27Z")
That was probably me. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/23 "2000-08-15T23:21:11Z")
**T** hread **w** ierdness **p** robably **m** akes no sense to the rest of us, either. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/24 "2000-08-16T03:24:58Z")
**T** his **W** ay, **P** article **M** an! ---
**Author:** ![SIA\_Sorry\_I\_Asked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@SIA\_Sorry\_I\_Asked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SIA_Sorry_I_Asked)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/25 "2000-08-17T06:56:54Z")
**T** hat **W** ay **P** lies **M** adness ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/26 "2000-08-17T07:03:39Z")
Thou Willst Poop More ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/27 "2000-08-17T07:05:10Z")
To Wong Poo, Mozeltov! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/28 "2000-08-17T08:14:46Z")
My friends and I have always used it in letter to mean **T** hat **W** hich **P** leases ( **P** leasures) **M** e. I have no idea what it means here, though! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/29 "2000-08-17T08:52:05Z")
I’m willing to bet my virginity (HAH!) that the T has something to do with tampons. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/30 "2000-08-17T11:37:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*I’m willing to bet my virginity (HAH!) that the T has something to do with tampons. \*\* No it doesn’t. You lose, now pay up. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/31 "2000-10-09T21:12:57Z")
I’ve been waiting for an answer- _What does it mean!?!?_ ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/32 "2000-10-09T21:19:50Z")
You’ve been waiting two months? That Was Pretty Masochistic. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/33 "2000-10-09T21:49:25Z")
**T** yphoid **w** ith **p** ainful **m** alaria. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/34 "2000-10-10T00:41:10Z")
**T** hine **W** it? **P** rofligate **M** anure. ---
**Author:** ![momerath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@momerath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/momerath)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/35 "2000-10-10T14:04:04Z")
Threadspotting Would Produce Millions Tennessee Women Procreate Madly Trolls Will Post Merde Throwing Weights Pulls Muscles ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/36 "2000-10-10T14:27:37Z")
Thatcher? Worst Prime Minister Tablespoons of White Pus? Mmmmmmm. They Wight Pe Miants The World Proves Meaningless. Those Who Pan’t, Weach. To Work, Pac-Man! (croaky ‘just took a hit’ voice) This Weed? Pffffwweffff-hhaaffff-haaa-haaaaaa-ahaaaaa-ahhaaahaaaaa! (long pause) Man… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/37 "2000-10-10T14:52:23Z")
**T** wins **w** ill **p** ummell **M** ariners **t** hat **w** as **p** retty **m** essy **t** wo **w** oman **p** arty **m** an **t** rolls **w** ill **p** ost **m** errily ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/38 "2000-10-10T14:54:12Z")
D’oh, dupe on that last one. The woe! Poor me! ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/39 "2000-10-10T15:04:20Z")
This Was Posted by Me ---
**Author:** ![TomH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@TomH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TomH)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394/40 "2000-10-10T15:36:04Z")
WAG: Could it be “tomorrow afternoon”? TW = tomorrow, PM = afternoon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-twpm-mean-or-what-could-it-mean/29394.md?page=1)