# What does your boyfriend "got" that I don't got? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286 "2005-10-14T21:32:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/1 "2005-10-14T21:32:19Z")
Huh huh huh? Go on. Tell me. ☹ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/2 "2005-10-14T21:36:17Z")
Courage! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/3 "2005-10-14T21:41:04Z")
He knows Morse code. **swoon** ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/4 "2005-10-14T21:46:50Z")
Me. 🙂 Okay, he’s my husband, but _somebody_ had to say it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/5 "2005-10-14T22:22:52Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > Me. 🙂 > > Okay, he’s my husband, but _somebody_ had to say it. 😃 _Damn!_ - missed it by _that_ much! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/6 "2005-10-14T22:38:32Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Huh huh huh? > > Go on. Tell me. ☹ 😛 Dude, he “got” grammar. _hits “post”, sits back, and waits for Guadere’s Law to catch up with her_ ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/7 "2005-10-14T23:06:42Z")
Hahaha, That doesn’t count, **SusanStoHelit**. 😛 The wording was intentional. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/8 "2005-10-15T00:43:26Z")
A hefty life insurance policy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/9 "2005-10-15T04:44:57Z")
“What’s your boyfriend have that I don’t?” is something I’ve never asked. It seems like such a whiny, wussy type of thing to say. However: A buddy and I were in this beach-side bar, see, one sunny Saturday afternoon. He’s been tryin’ to chat this chick up for, maybe, an hour and gettin’ nowhere. I’m sittin’ on the next stool down the bar, sippin’ Jack & Coke and watchin’ his exercise in futility with increasing amusement. Finally, he’s on the verge of desperation, (I guess) and pops that biggie:“What’s your boyfriend got that I don’t?” Her reply came instantly and it was smooth as silk: “A seven inch dick and one hundred dollars in his wallet.” Since my friend was in possession of neither of those items and we were ridin’ in his car, we departed. Bet he never asks that one again! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/10 "2005-10-15T04:53:16Z")
The ability to groom his eyebrows with his tongue? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/11 "2005-10-15T05:16:32Z")
Char_asma_! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/12 "2005-10-15T05:26:29Z")
A trebuchet. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/13 "2005-10-15T05:27:17Z")
Another thing: The key to my chastity belt. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/14 "2005-10-15T09:14:13Z")
Superficially, he “got” a cute accent and long beautiful hair. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/15 "2005-10-15T12:23:53Z")
Ginger hair. I love the red-heads. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/16 "2005-10-15T12:36:26Z")
I don’t have a boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/17 "2005-10-15T13:59:45Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > I don’t have a boyfriend. Me neither but you don’t hear me bragging. Its not for lack of trying either, I try to wear low riding pants that show off my tighty whities, but I am not catching any fish with that bait. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/18 "2005-10-15T15:53:50Z")
> [@Wesley Clark](#): > > Me neither but you don’t hear me bragging. Its not for lack of trying either, I try to wear low riding pants that show off my tighty whities, but I am not catching any fish with that bait. Not even bottom-feeders? Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/19 "2005-10-15T16:42:25Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Not even bottom-feeders? > > Sorry. Kudos on that triple entendre ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/20 "2005-10-15T16:44:40Z")
Sweetness, charm, humour, sex appeal, kindness, sensitivity… …yeah, I got nobody. ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286.md?page=2)