# What does your boyfriend "got" that I don't got? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286 "2005-10-14T21:32:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/41 "2005-10-17T05:18:49Z")
A vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/42 "2005-10-17T12:46:17Z")
> [@SusanStoHelit](#): > > _hits “post”, sits back, and waits for Guadere’s Law to catch up with her_ Actually, I think it’s GAUDERE’S Law. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/43 "2005-10-17T12:59:49Z")
Well, he’s big, burly, hairy and has a goatee. Men with goatee’s make me weak in the knees. Plus he makes the best. damn. cheesecake. evah! ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/44 "2005-10-17T13:54:00Z")
Me. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/45 "2005-10-17T14:12:30Z")
He has a Scottish accent. _swoons_ Oh, and he’s intelligent, charming, amusing, and even manages to get on with my little brother. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/46 "2005-10-17T15:20:35Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Well, he’s big, burly, hairy and has a goatee. Men with goatee’s make me weak in the knees. > > Plus he makes the best. damn. cheesecake. evah! Excuse me. I may not have the goatee, I admit. But in point of fact, _I_ make the best damn cheesecake evah. Samples on request, if only we could figure out how to do that… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/47 "2005-10-17T15:28:46Z")
I have a goatee, and I eat cheesecake. Maybe Bricker and I combined equal 1 ACBG! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/48 "2005-10-17T15:32:33Z")
So, what I need is **Bricker** , **Silenus** and ACBG in my kitchen having a cheesecake bakeoff. While wearing nuttin’ but aprons. Oh, and **Bricker** needs to grow a goatee. Umm… I forgot the point I was trying to make. A kitchen full of nekkid cheesecake bakers… I may swoon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/49 "2005-10-17T15:48:18Z")
Do we get to wear toques too? I’m in, if we get toques. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Jibby\_Jabbish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Mr.Jibby\_Jabbish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Jibby_Jabbish)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/50 "2005-10-17T16:00:26Z")
I don’t have a boyfriend, but I once knew a chap who had an undescended testicle and a peg leg. That’s a combination you don’t hear about every day. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/51 "2005-10-17T16:02:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Do we get to wear toques too? I’m in, if we get toques. 😃 Hey, if it gets you nekkid (well, nearly nekkid) and bakin’ in my kitchen then toques it is. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/52 "2005-10-18T01:44:20Z")
> [@KCSuze](#): > > A vagina. Yeah, you do have me there. :o ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/53 "2005-10-18T21:46:00Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > So, what I need is **Bricker** , **Silenus** and ACBG in my kitchen having a cheesecake bakeoff. While wearing nuttin’ but aprons. Oh, and **Bricker** needs to grow a goatee. Umm… I forgot the point I was trying to make. A kitchen full of nekkid cheesecake bakers… I may swoon! 😃 \ Can I help judge? Please? Really, all I want is the cheesecake. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/54 "2005-10-19T00:02:43Z")
> [@Angua](#): > > He has a Scottish accent. _swoons_ > > Oh, and he’s intelligent, charming, amusing, and even manages to get on with my little brother. I had to read this a few times to get it right. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/55 "2005-10-19T08:00:19Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > I had to read this a few times to get it right. > > :eek: Mwahahaha! Sorry about that. Maybe I should have said he hasn’t killed my little brother yet. Even though, on occasion, we’d both like to. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286/56 "2005-10-19T09:26:26Z")
Well…mine has a daddy who is the president of a company that is recognised world wide 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-boyfriend-got-that-i-dont-got/326286.md?page=2)