# What Does Your Favorite Coffee Mug Say?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 28, 2011, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368 "2011-08-28T10:23:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/41 "2011-08-28T19:27:38Z")

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I have a coffee mug with a tiny image of _Guernica_ by Pablo Picasso on it.

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/42 "2011-08-28T19:58:47Z")

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Mine is the Far Side Mug pictured here: [Damned if you do…](http://lechatnoirboutique.com/proddetail.php?prod=FSOOO)

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**Author:** ![loshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@loshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loshan)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/43 "2011-08-28T20:20:04Z")

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Mine says:

bitch  
Bitch  
BITCH

mmm… coffee

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/44 "2011-08-28T20:46:28Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Staff  
> The Straight Dope  
> Fighting Ignorance since 1973  
> (It’s taking longer than we thought)
> 
> And a Slug illustration, of course.

This.

The closest runner up is from a Get Fuzzy strip, back when they were funny. Bucky notes that there are poet laureates, and declares that he will be a “slap you upside the head” laureate. The human says that nobody will pay for that, and Bucky says that he’ll provide it as a free service.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/45 "2011-08-28T21:23:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quoth **Jennmonkye** :  
> Mine doesn’t say anything but is a perfect replica of a TARDIS. People who aren’t familiar with Doctor Who are always shocked to see a square mug

How big is it on the inside?

And since folks are mentioning mugs that change with heat, I had one many years ago that changed from Pangaea to the modern continents (or the other way around, I can’t remember). It was a free gift with subscription to Science News. The mug itself is still fine, but after a while the heat-sensitive dyes wear out, and it’s permanently stuck with both scenes half-faded-out.

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**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/46 "2011-08-28T21:38:06Z")

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My University’s name, and its logo (emblem? Dealie…?).

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/47 "2011-08-28T21:41:57Z")

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It has various sketch drawings of Tinkerbell around it ending with a completed, colored drawing as we know her now.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/48 "2011-08-28T22:12:18Z")

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“DAD” in a heart. My daughter made it for me at one of those paint-your-own-ceramic places. It’s a good mug anyway, but is even better because of what she did.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/49 "2011-08-28T22:23:59Z")

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> [@congodwarf](#):
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> Nothing. My favorite mug(s) are the ones I got from Old Sturbridge Village and are hand made red pottery. We have 3 of them and if one is clean, I will use it before anything else.

Nothings better for coffee that well-thrown pottery, is there?

> [@Chronos](#):
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> How big is it on the inside?
> 
> And since folks are mentioning mugs that change with heat, I had one many years ago that changed from Pangaea to the modern continents (or the other way around, I can’t remember).

Mine was a 'GBH Mystery Mug; when heated, the Murderer was revealed skulking behind the draperies.

I wonder if they still have them …

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**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/50 "2011-08-28T22:39:23Z")

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Mine is a big thick ceramic thing that holds lots of coffee and keeps it hot. Decorated with a full-length portrait of Grumpy (the Disney dwarf) in full surly glower. My ex-wife gave it to me years ago - said it was an accurate depiction of yrs. truely just prior to getting my morning coffee. I treasure the mug and the thought behind it.  
SS

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/51 "2011-08-28T22:39:33Z")

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It doesn’t say anything. It just has patterns on it.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/52 "2011-08-28T23:16:50Z")

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> [@inkling](#):
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> Not mine, but I gave this to a friend a while ago:
> 
> [http://despair.com/pessimistsmug.html](http://despair.com/pessimistsmug.html)

I have this. My favorite one I found by the recycling bin: U.S.S. Nautilus SSN 571

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/53 "2011-08-28T23:29:38Z")

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> [@j66](#):
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> Nothings better for coffee that well-thrown pottery, is there?  
> .

Nope, Tea or hot chocolate too. I love their pottery and my goal is to eventually have a whole dish set from there.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/54 "2011-08-29T00:34:02Z")

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I have three favorites at the moment.

1. Capitol Orthopedics. It’s my favorite because it’s big.
2. FEMA. It’s also big, but it’s not as stable of a shape.
3. Pritchett Engineering. It’s not as big, but it’s a smaller diameter which is nice.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/55 "2011-08-29T00:41:53Z")

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I drink my weekend coffee out of a clear glass “Elder Care Alliance” mug that I snagged from the apartment complex “freebie table”. At work I have a boring plain green travel mug.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/56 "2011-08-29T02:56:24Z")

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Mine is a handmade pink and blue mug that is shaped sorta like a nuclear cooling tower. It holds a lot. However, its main claim to fame is that I have used it at least weekly since 1985.

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**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/57 "2011-08-29T04:00:02Z")

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Mine is a brown handmade ceramic mug made in a style vaguely evocative of Native American pottery. Given to me when I was a little kid by my big sis as a Christmas present after she went off to college. Handmade by AN ARTIST! I spent my childhood thinking that meant, y’know, a _working artist_. After spending a year as an art major, I realized it meant “bought for a couple bucks at an end-of-semester craft sale from a stressed-out art student”

Didn’t make me like it one ounce less.

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**Author:** ![chaosshifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90db22/32.png) [@chaosshifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaosshifter)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/58 "2011-08-29T07:15:21Z")

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Mine says “rebel againt the god” from the anime angel beats. The thing i like is that it came with a lid which is nice for when going up and down stairs.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/59 "2011-08-29T07:25:23Z")

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[Rohm and Haas.](http://www.rohmhaas.com/history/)

It’s the company where I started working as a “lab tech, weekend shift” and ended being part of the team that implemented SAP. Their HR department sucked (specially their dependency on a certain migration lawyer with plumber-like sales techniques) but the immense majority of the company was great people.

It was bought by Dow a few years ago so, although the brand’s still in place, the company is simply not quite the same, nor will it ever be.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-favorite-coffee-mug-say/594368/60 "2011-08-29T07:51:30Z")

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My favorite coffee cup depicts a group of naked Greek males, using sticks to roll a hoop; I have no idea where they are rolling it to but I suspect it depicts an athletic competition of some sort.

On the bottom, my favorite coffee cup says “Made in China” along with some Chinese characters that I can’t read.

I bought it from a museum gift shop; IIRC I bought it in Tampa. At the time I bought it, the museum was holding a special exhibit of Greek art and artifacts.

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