# What does your partner call you in bed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 12, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167 "2013-12-12T17:06:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/21 "2013-12-13T21:06:54Z")
Call me in bed? How old fashioned. She texts me. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/22 "2013-12-13T21:13:52Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > Since we alternate between freaky and lovy-dovey, she calls me asshole alot, plus other random derogatory terms. I call her bitch, whore, slut, hooker, piriguette (she’s Brazilian), etc. > > During the lovy-dovey times, it’s the more normal sexy, baby, etc. My wife made it clear a long time ago, “slut” is okay, “whore” is not. Something she feels strongly about apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/23 "2013-12-13T21:19:43Z")
Big McLargeHuge 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/24 "2013-12-13T23:42:38Z")
Daddy and baby. Which oddly enough are sort of opposites. I’m surprised neither of the above has come up yet. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/25 "2013-12-14T18:52:23Z")
He doesn’t really call me anything . . . just hums a lot." ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/26 "2013-12-14T19:53:02Z")
Long Distance ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/27 "2013-12-14T19:55:54Z")
I’m not sure. It’s hard to understand him around the ball gag. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/28 "2013-12-14T20:40:07Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Alternate Title: **So What’s _Your_ Fucking Name?** 😃 > Inspired by [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=49928) > > So is it “Honey”, “Dearest”, “Studmuffin”, or something else? What does yours call you? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/29 "2013-12-14T20:43:17Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > What does yours call you? Pookie. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/30 "2013-12-14T20:49:50Z")
Cute. Mine calls me “my man”. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/31 "2014-01-18T00:26:40Z")
By a vast coincidence, the same thing my wife calls me. (I keed, I keed.) ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/32 "2014-01-18T02:45:30Z")
Please tell me there is a deleted spam post in between 30 and 31, because otherwise that’s an odd month-long break there. I missed this the first time around, I like ‘godyourfeetarecold’ but this time of year, ours are usually ‘god, get your ASS out of my FACE’ to one of our three cats. I don’t pay much attention to what we call each other - I think ‘love’ is pretty common. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/33 "2014-01-18T02:53:55Z")
She doesn’t call me anything; I just come. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/34 "2014-01-18T15:23:47Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > God. Usually “Oh God!!” Apparently I’m that good. 🙂 My wife was four types of orgasm: There’s the Positive Orgasm: Oh yes!! Oh yes!! There’s the Negative Orgasm: Oh no!! Oh no!! There’s the Religious Orgasm: Oh God!! Oh God!!! And then there’s the Fake Orgasm: Oh Homie!! Oh Homie!! ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/35 "2014-01-18T16:40:59Z")
Ma’am ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/36 "2014-01-18T16:56:24Z")
“Is it your turn to make the tea?” Well, what did you expect? We’re British! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/37 "2014-01-18T17:12:46Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Usually “You’re Snoring Again” … Ben? 😛 > [@Procrustus](#): > > My wife made it clear a long time ago, “slut” is okay, “whore” is not. Something she feels strongly about apparently. For me, bitch is not okay. I’ve never been called a hooker. I don’t think I like it. ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/38 "2014-01-18T19:13:26Z")
she calls me honeysparklepreciouscandytreasurepeach and I call her magicmaplerubystarlightfoofoogoldensugarplum ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/39 "2014-01-18T19:30:27Z")
Jesus Christ, as in “Jesus Christ! Get the fuck off me!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167/40 "2014-01-18T20:19:58Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Usually “You’re Snoring Again” Or: ‘Shhh!’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-does-your-partner-call-you-in-bed/676167.md?page=3)