# What DON'T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 18, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697 "2013-05-18T21:00:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/101 "2013-05-23T04:57:11Z")

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> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> I don’t have any credit cards, outstanding debts or car payments; however, come to think of it, I don’t feel superior about this. Just grateful.

I used to feel good about never having had any debt. Until I wanted to buy a house last year and found I have no credit history either.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/102 "2013-05-23T05:20:44Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> I don’t use vowels. And I’m cutting back on consonants.

FTFY:

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> dn’t s vls. nd 'm ctng bk n cnsnts.

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**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/103 "2013-05-24T09:34:25Z")

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> [@deltasigma](#):
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> I think it’s just convenience. I started out doing programming by writing canned routines for the HP12c financial calculator that were then distributed to loan officers across the country as part of the loan documentation package I helped draft.

I never got into the calculator thing. I started out doing the homework calculations in FORTRAN on a CDC Cyber 700. Partly it’s just the convenience of having a full keyboard, so you didn’t have to stop and look at the keys to figure out what is where.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/104 "2013-05-25T01:16:48Z")

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Contact lenses. I’ve worn glasses for at least 23,000 days in a row.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/105 "2013-05-26T22:48:16Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I used to feel good about never having had any debt. Until I wanted to buy a house last year and found I have no credit history either.

I have no need of a house. Houses are for pussies. I prefer to live among the trees, as nature intended.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/106 "2013-05-26T23:47:04Z")

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I am not trendy-I like the styles of the 1940’s. Art Deco is also my style.  
I don’t drink bottled water-H2O from the tap is fine for me.  
I don’t “vacation” in popular places-I prefer boring places.  
I don’t eat “organic” foods-I like the standard stuff.

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/107 "2013-05-27T00:34:48Z")

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I NEVER say share instead of tell or feel instead of think.

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**Author:** ![sbunny8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@sbunny8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sbunny8)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/108 "2013-05-27T15:12:59Z")

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I don’t have a television.  
I don’t use shampoo, just water.  
I use soap instead of shaving cream.  
I usually ride my bicycle to work.  
When I get to work, the vehicle I drive for business purposes is a Mitsubishi i Miev, which is 100% electric, zero emissions, uses no gasoline at all.  
I haven’t eaten beef or pork since 1992.  
I haven’t spent a single penny at McDonald’s since 1998.  
I stopped eating at _all_ fast food restaurants in 2011.  
I usually buy clothing from thrift stores.  
I never buy anything from Wal-Mart, and I rarely shop at Target or K-Mart or Sears.  
I almost never go to the mall.  
When I get plastic items, like a single-use fork, I use it several times before I eventually throw it away.

100% serious, no sarcasm here.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/109 "2013-05-27T15:28:35Z")

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I have no use for irony.

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**Author:** ![kargo27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@kargo27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kargo27)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/110 "2013-05-28T04:32:23Z")

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I don’t use words. What you see here are not words. They are simply thoughts conveyed in these shapely, black lines and curves, placed in proximity to each other because they are cold.

I have the air conditioner set to 68. Had I not had the air conditioner to 68, these “thought” things would be scattered all over the page, making less sense than this post.

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/111 "2013-05-28T13:34:49Z")

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> [@kargo27](#):
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> I don’t use words. What you see here are not words. They are simply thoughts conveyed in these shapely, black lines and curves, placed in proximity to each other because they are cold.
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> I have the air conditioner set to 68. Had I not had the air conditioner to 68, these “thought” things would be scattered all over the page, making less sense than this post.

Most exemplary! this explanation depicting methodology wherein cognitive apparitions manifest into contrastable markings.  
Certainly unseasonable morning temperatures currently experienced locally would account for this person implementing grander vocabulary segmentation.  
Burrrrrr!

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/112 "2013-05-29T01:49:17Z")

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Don’t wake to an alarm clock, never have, unless I’m catching a plane.  
Have never owned a bathroom scales. No weight issues, why bother?  
Game console. They got more expensive just as life changes arrived, so we never took it up.  
Car. I’ve never owned one or a driver’s licence, either.  
Hi Def TV, haven’t really noticed because we’ve never had it. Didn’t really feel a need.  
Cell phone. Have a new ipad Mini with a text app, seems to fit my needs perfectly.  
(Don’t really feel superior though. I do feel fortunate though!)

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/113 "2013-05-29T02:13:01Z")

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I don’t use my elbows. I keep my arms locked straight at the elbows all the time. Who needs 'em? I’ve got wrists and shoulders that rotate just fine.  
Eating is a challenge, though. And brushing my teeth. And doing… other things.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/114 "2013-05-29T04:11:32Z")

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From Weird Al’s Twitter feed:

“I don’t even _own_ a churn”–Amish hipster

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/115 "2013-05-29T04:33:20Z")

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I do not use jackboots when I moderate, which makes me superior to the other moderators. Instead, I wear comfy moccasins made from the skin of spammers and scammers.

> [@Barking\_Dog](#):
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> You still have hipsters? We’ve evolved beyond the need for hipsters.

As the dismissive Klingon said, “P’shaw!” I hated hipsters long before hating hipsters was cool.

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I was posting in this thread on page one. Back before it was cool.

This still _is_ page 1 for those of us cool enough to know how to change the number of posts per page in our User CP.

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Pants are overrated.

I and the rest of my kilt-wearing brethren wholeheartedly agree.

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**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/116 "2013-05-29T05:32:34Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> I don’t use my elbows. I keep my arms locked straight at the elbows all the time. Who needs 'em? I’ve got wrists and shoulders that rotate just fine.
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> Eating is a challenge, though. And brushing my teeth. And doing… other things.

You have _two_? Where I’m from we do perfectly well with just one - getting around, eating food, fighting with lightsabers.

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**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/117 "2013-05-29T06:45:03Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I was posting in this thread on page one. Back before it was cool.

Pah, I was posting in the thread before the OP started it.

Plus, every time I watch Porn then look down, I feel very superior.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/118 "2013-05-29T21:13:09Z")

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> [@stui\_magpie](#):
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> Plus, every time I watch Porn then look down, I feel very superior.

Since this is a thread about what your DON’T use, I’m not impressed.

I do, however, feel superior.

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**Author:** ![niffcreature](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@niffcreature](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/niffcreature)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/119 "2013-05-29T21:54:14Z")

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Sex.

Oh, wait a second…

[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:115, topic:658697”]

This still _is_ page 1 for those of us cool enough to know how to change the number of posts per page in our User CP.

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The problem I’ve had with that is if someone links you to page 79 of a thread, you have to divide it by 4 lol… but I guess people should use links to individual posts.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dont-you-use-that-everyone-else-does-the-lack-of-which-making-you-superior-to-them/658697/120 "2013-05-30T02:57:39Z")

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> [@niffcreature](#):
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> The problem I’ve had with that is if someone links you to page 79 of a thread, you have to divide it by 4 lol… but I guess people should use links to individual posts.

Since each individual member can set their viewing option to anything from 5 per page to 200 per page, linking to (or even referring to) a particular page of a thread is completely pointless and often misleading. Linking to a particular post within the thread, however, always works regardless of settings.

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