# What Doper names do you mix up?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581 "2002-09-15T21:15:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/1 "2002-09-15T21:15:46Z")

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When reading posts very quickly, I tend to confuse doper names, especially ones with the same first letter and roughly the same length. Some of the ones I tend to mix up are (and please, I mean no offense to anyone at all, it’s just the similarity of the names that gets confusing):

**Coldfire/Czarcasm/Colibri/Chronos  
Feynn/Fenris/Freyr/Ferrous  
yojimbo/yojimboguy  
jacksen9/jackelope  
TV time/TVGuy/TVeblen  
Beeblebrox/Zaphod Beeblebrox**

Anyone else mix up doper names when they’re reading quickly?

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/2 "2002-09-15T21:31:08Z")

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**lel / lieu !**

🙂

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/3 "2002-09-15T22:07:08Z")

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Ooh, now i have **samarm/samclem** too; got your name mixed up on first read! 😛

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/4 "2002-09-15T22:31:52Z")

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**jarbabyj/jayjay**  
**Fenris/Ferrous**  
**Astro/Andros**  
**UncleBeer/UncleBill/Ukulele Ike**  
**Kat** and I have been mixed up a time or two.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/5 "2002-09-15T22:43:44Z")

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I meant to add **Stankow/Stofsky** to my list.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/6 "2002-09-15T23:19:15Z")

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spooje and SPOOFE

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/7 "2002-09-15T23:21:52Z")

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yojimbo and yojimboguy

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/8 "2002-09-15T23:40:07Z")

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**spooge/Spoofe** ,  
**Elle/elelle/lel**

Did I post the OP?

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/9 "2002-09-16T00:14:33Z")

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All of the above. 😃

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/10 "2002-09-16T05:07:55Z")

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I knew I was missing a few. I tend to mix up **UncleBeer/UncleBill, Kal/Kat, and spooje/SPOOFE** myself.

**elelle** , at first I had people ask me a time or two if I was you, but sadly I’m not! But yes, I think one could possibly even mix up **Elle/elelle/lel/lee/ell/lieu**. Oh dear!

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/11 "2002-09-16T05:20:33Z")

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**Phoenix Dragon** and **Dragon Phoenix**.  
**Arden Ranger** and **Urban Ranger**.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-names-do-you-mix-up/128581/12 "2002-09-16T07:04:49Z")

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**lel** , an easy way to tell **Kat** and myself apart:

If the post is well written, thoughtful, with touches of humour then **Kat** wrote it.

Badly written, pointless jokes and a touch of simmering bitterness? All mine, baby, all mine!

Back to the OP though: Almost everyone with “ **Elf** ” in their username.
