# What Doper’s picture would you most like to see, but haven’t? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345 "2004-09-27T20:11:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/221 "2004-10-02T20:25:41Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I want to see more of **vivalostwages**. > > _I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I’m hot for teacher. I got it bad, so bad… I’m hot for teacher._ > > 😃 Was this during the Sangria phase? 😉 Well, you’d see more of **viva** if she had brains enough to know how to put pics on a website, but even AOL’s so-called E-Z creator thingy isn’t E-Z enough for her. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/222 "2004-10-02T21:03:41Z")
Well, that post was a little tongue in cheek. I knew what I was typing as evidenced by the intentional pause in it but didn’t really much care at the moment. Now though, I’m blushing a bit at the memory and am torn between amusement and embarassment. At that post though, not this one. Most of the teachers I really did have it hot for taught English. ;j ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/223 "2004-10-02T23:28:24Z")
I am mightily glad I don’t have a picture online. I couldn’t compete with all the Doper attractiveness. Y’all are some fine looking folks. I think I ought to be hanging on Fark or something. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/224 "2004-10-02T23:42:05Z")
[pout] I\* knew\* no one liked me. [/pout] ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/225 "2004-10-02T23:44:09Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > [pout] I\* knew\* no one liked me. [/pout] ☹ Well, c’mon - cough up a picture! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/226 "2004-10-02T23:44:04Z")
Well, you want to see **Walloon** , believe me–he e’d me some photos of himself, and he looks like Ewan MacGregor and Dylan McDermott had a baby. ---
**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/227 "2004-10-03T01:15:08Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > And so you shall. This photo was taken about a month or two ago, and is the only one on the roll of 36 that did not make me look like Edna May Oliver. Eve. You look exactly like I expected you to! Blew me away. I’ve had little or no contact with you (except hearing a lot about you from other dopers), I’ve only been here 6 months… I suppose you must just exude ‘youness!’ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/228 "2004-10-03T13:15:56Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Angelic Gemma, please show yourself > > In all senses of the word Sorry, but cameras scare me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/229 "2004-10-06T17:08:41Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I second those; also I’d like to add **Agent Foxtrot**. He’s always very friendly so I imagine he’d have a great smile. 🙂 Someone just pointed me to this thread, so apologies for the late response. [Your wish is my command.](http://home.comcast.net/~foamfighter/Adam1dsc_11120414.jpg)🆒 Adam ---
**Author:** ![BillClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@BillClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillClay)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/230 "2004-10-06T18:46:16Z")
Without a moment’s hesitation: Irishgirl Jess ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/231 "2004-10-06T19:19:32Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > [pout] I\* knew\* no one liked me. [/pout] ☹ It’s a foregone conclusion that Jet City women are the hottest on the planet. Nobody \*needs \* to see their pictures. As for me? I’m encouraged. 5 pages into this thread and everyone so far has had the sense to avoid asking me for mine. They know what they’ll get 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/232 "2004-10-06T19:32:18Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Dear, sweet, innocent **Elenia**. You do know there is a certain “alternative” meaning for the word “bear”, right? Um…I’m really not all that innocent, but no…I didnt’ know. What’s the other meaning? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/233 "2004-10-06T19:43:02Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Um…I’m really not all that innocent, but no…I didnt’ know. > > What’s the other meaning? It’s sometimes used to mean a large gay man. See? My ignorance fighting is done for the day 😉 . ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/234 "2004-10-06T19:46:01Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > It’s sometimes used to mean a large gay man. More specifically, a large, hairy, gay man. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/235 "2004-10-06T19:52:56Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > It’s sometimes used to mean a large gay man. See? My ignorance fighting is done for the day 😉 . I found out in college that I was “queerbait” for bear fanciers. T’was a rather unfortunate coincidence that I tended to growl frequently though the course of my day. Still do. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/236 "2004-10-06T21:33:40Z")
As if this weren’t enough: > [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > As for me? I’m encouraged. 5 pages into this thread and everyone so far has had the sense to avoid asking me for mine. They know what they’ll get You then follow it up with this: > [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I found out in college that I was “queerbait” for bear fanciers. which means you’re just going to **have** to cough up a picture now. C’mon, you only brought this on yourself. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/237 "2004-10-06T22:17:20Z")
[Inigo Montoya](http://www.tk421.net/character/inigo.html) And, as a special bonus [Solomon Grundy](http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/grundy.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/238 "2004-10-06T22:38:27Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > [Inigo Montoya](http://www.tk421.net/character/inigo.html) > And, as a special bonus > > [Solomon Grundy](http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/grundy.htm) :: slips **DocCathode** a $20 :: ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/239 "2004-10-07T00:29:40Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > :: slips **DocCathode** a $20 :: Heh. It’s funny you think you’re going to get out of it that easy. You can use [Ofoto](http://www.ofoto.com/Welcome.jsp), or [Yahoo! Photos](http://photos.yahoo.com), or [The Teeming Millions profiles](http://www.teemingmillions.com/), or your own hosting site. Just make it easy on yourself. You don’t want me to sic the other dopers on you, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/240 "2004-10-07T00:51:00Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > The Teeming Millions profiles Well now, that is a cool-looking site. I shall have to peruse over a few Fosters’ tonight. Look folks, I don’t photograph well. Not \*at all \* in fact. Not since…the vampire incident in New Orleans. I think the most current pic I have is from July 1994. I’m nekkid except for a t-shirt and socks. And outdoors. Sporting an M-16. Equipped with an M-203 grenade launcher. Ready for battle. (no _Kids In The Hall_ jokes, please! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=13)