# What Doper’s picture would you most like to see, but haven’t? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345 "2004-09-27T20:11:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/241 "2004-10-07T03:18:29Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > It’s a foregone conclusion that Jet City women are the hottest on the planet. Nobody \*needs \* to see their pictures. > > As for me? I’m encouraged. 5 pages into this thread and everyone so far has had the sense to avoid asking me for mine. They know what they’ll get 😃 Thanks 😃 \<----- is as close as it gets. I smile a lot, but it always comes out looking like I’ve been lobotomized in photos. I think my baby pictures are the only ones that don’t! Besides, I’m internet challenged and do well just to post _words!_ ( My stained glass site is managed by someone else.) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/242 "2004-10-07T03:24:22Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I think the most current pic I have is from July 1994. I’m nekkid except for a t-shirt and socks That shouldn’t be a problem as long as the picture is two clicks away. If the flood of e-mails continues, I may give and put up my own series of skyclad photographs behind a duet of clicks. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/243 "2004-10-07T04:23:48Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > Someone just pointed me to this thread, so apologies for the late response. [Your wish is my command.](http://home.comcast.net/~foamfighter/Adam1dsc_11120414.jpg)🆒 > > Adam WOAH!!! You’re pretty… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/244 "2004-10-07T12:14:43Z")
I’ve been so preoccupied since my Grandpa was admitted to the hospital that I lost track of the threads I’ve been watching. Here I am, sitting in my tatty old robe, trying to coax myself awake and discover that: Lobsang is hotter than a) Donut grease b) magma c) Satan’s balls Answer: ALL OF THE ABOVE! I know why he’s refrained from posting his pic before now… He didn’t have a stick big enough to beat off all the women. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/245 "2004-10-07T17:28:43Z")
> [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > WOAH!!! > > You’re pretty… 😃 _blush_ Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/246 "2004-10-13T07:14:53Z")
**Yeticus Rex** said… > [@](#): > > also, a shout out to… > > tomndebb > Brutus > duffer > Left Hand of Dorkness > Sam Stone Here’s a pic of my daughter and I, on our way back from a skiing trip in Jasper last year: [Mountain Pic](http://members.shaw.ca/danhanson/pictures/DanSmith.jpg) And the whole family…[Family Pic](http://members.shaw.ca/danhanson/pictures/family.jpg). Border Collies are really hard to photograph. The black and white is a big contrast range. She really does have eyes - honest. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/247 "2004-10-13T08:05:18Z")
**Sam Stone** , you’ve got a great-looking family. And border collies are just awesome. As for the OP, some of the recent threads in MPSIMS have got me wondering what **Sampiro** looks like. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/248 "2004-10-13T13:21:03Z")
> [@BillClay](#): > > Without a moment’s hesitation: > > Irishgirl > Jess Really? Why? I suppose you stumbled across one of my clever posts and realized that anyone so witty and bright must also be cute as can be? Either that or you stumbled across one of the “who’s got big boobs” posts and noticed my name… [Anyway](http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&collid=177067849103&photoid=967067849103), thanks for mentioning me – I’ve never been cited in one of these threads. I’m the short one in that pic, and I’m afraid the boobs aren’t prominently displayed, but you can see my face and one of my uglier dresses. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/249 "2004-10-18T22:55:24Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > As for the OP, some of the recent threads in MPSIMS have got me wondering what **Sampiro** looks like. If Burl Ives & Kenneth Branagh had a son… [This one](http://www.worldwiderant.com/images/26DEC03MardiOllie.JPG) is fairly recent but obscured by dogs. [This](http://www.gsw.edu/~library/images/Jonweb.jpg) is about two years old, but still pretty accurate. (The [most recent](http://gcsu206153.gcsu.edu/MusicManDress/pages/DSC_3929.html) online pics of me are in heavy makeup for stage productions.) ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/250 "2004-10-18T23:20:42Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > If Burl Ives & Kenneth Branagh had a son… [This one](http://www.worldwiderant.com/images/26DEC03MardiOllie.JPG) is fairly recent but obscured by dogs. [This](http://www.gsw.edu/~library/images/Jonweb.jpg) is about two years old, but still pretty accurate. (The [most recent](http://gcsu206153.gcsu.edu/MusicManDress/pages/DSC_3929.html) online pics of me are in heavy makeup for stage productions.) Hmm, 1st one won’t work for me. As for the 2nd one, it’s cool how your glasses fit perfectly on your face. It’s like your forehead has reformed itself around them. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/251 "2004-10-20T01:27:03Z")
Here are some [new](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=30) [pictures](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=32) of me. (Forgive the background – we’re remodeling that room right now.) You can see more of me in these than you could in the first two I posted. I still miss the beard. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/252 "2004-10-20T02:56:57Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Hmm, 1st one won’t work for me. > > As for the 2nd one, it’s cool how your glasses fit perfectly on your face. It’s like your forehead has reformed itself around them. You have no idea how long it took to grow the face around them like that. You have to start when you’re really young. Actually, throwing caution to the winds, there are two very recent pics of me on my [personals page](http://gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=sampiro) ([gay.com](http://gay.com), but work friendly). This is also, incidentally, the only web page on the Internet that has every collected dust, causing a brief crash for a few days last year. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/253 "2004-10-20T04:33:14Z")
> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#): > > Here are some [new](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=30) [pictures](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=32) of me. (Forgive the background – we’re remodeling that room right now.) You can see more of me in these than you could in the first two I posted. I still miss the beard. Cute, cute, cute! And yes, you with the beard were HOT! 🙂 And **Sampiro** , the reason your [gay.com](http://gay.com) profile collected so much dust is that it actually had wit, intelligence and personality throughout. Those are guaranteed deal-breakers in the wretched hive of scum, villainy and shallow queens that is [gay.com](http://gay.com)… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/254 "2004-10-20T04:37:28Z")
And (though nobody has asked for it…never let it be said that I don’t know when to take matters into my own hands and crash a party) [here](http://photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/livejournal/?action=view¤t=DSCF0321.jpg) is a pic of me. It’s not not-worksafe, but it’s probably better not to click it if you don’t want your boss to see you looking at a picture of a shirtless, hairy fat guy with a gleam in his eye. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/255 "2004-10-20T05:31:45Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Cute, cute, cute! And yes, you with the beard were HOT! ::blushes:: Thanks! I don’t hear that nearly enough IRL. I don’t know many bear lovers, so I don’t get complimented much. If I had time, maybe… > [@jayjay](#): > > It’s not not-worksafe, but it’s probably better not to click it if you don’t want your boss to see you looking at a picture of a shirtless, hairy fat guy with a gleam in his eye. Not too bad yourself. 😉 And you’re not really very hairy at all – you should see _my_ upper arms. The pictures of me are kinda fuzzy because I only had my cellphone camera, but I assure you, I’m furry. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/256 "2004-10-20T05:34:30Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Actually, throwing caution to the winds, there are two very recent pics of me on my [personals page](http://gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=sampiro) ([gay.com](http://gay.com), but work friendly). This is also, incidentally, the only web page on the Internet that has every collected dust, causing a brief crash for a few days last year. That fact that you aren’t getting laid on a daily - nay, hourly basis - because of that personal is one of the great injustices of our era. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/257 "2004-10-20T06:14:47Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > _thumpa thumpa_ > Oh no, am I having a heart attack? > > …no, it’s just the effect of seeing **iampunha** ’s pic…dayum, he is fine! I missed this comment first go-'round, but since you evidently missed out which one was me (hint: I’m not the one in red or blue. Why I was in white that day I have no idea), we’re even;) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/258 "2004-10-20T07:49:42Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > And (though nobody has asked for it…never let it be said that I don’t know when to take matters into my own hands and crash a party) [here](http://photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/livejournal/?action=view¤t=DSCF0321.jpg) is a pic of me. It’s not not-worksafe, but it’s probably better not to click it if you don’t want your boss to see you looking at a picture of a shirtless, hairy fat guy with a gleam in his eye. I’m not into bears at all but I’ve always thought you were cute. I especially like your default livejournal icon… you just look so warm and cuddly. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/259 "2004-10-22T05:26:48Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > You have no idea how long it took to grow the face around them like that. You have to start when you’re really young. > > Actually, throwing caution to the winds, there are two very recent pics of me on my [personals page](http://gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=sampiro) ([gay.com](http://gay.com), but work friendly). This is also, incidentally, the only web page on the Internet that has every collected dust, causing a brief crash for a few days last year. You are very cute, and your ad reveals an incredibly attractive sense of humor. It’s a shame no one around you seems to appreciate it. It’ll happen eventually, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/260 "2004-10-26T20:29:37Z")
I didn’t think I had a digital pic until yesterday when a neighbor, searching for a photographer, said he’d seen us on [this](http://www.quancedesign.com/qd/family.htm) site. So… what the hell. The family shot, blue jeans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=14)