# What Doper’s picture would you most like to see, but haven’t? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345 "2004-09-27T20:11:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/261 "2004-10-26T22:21:45Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > And (though nobody has asked for it…never let it be said that I don’t know when to take matters into my own hands and crash a party) [here](http://photobucket.com/albums/v163/jayjaybear/livejournal/?action=view¤t=DSCF0321.jpg) is a pic of me. It’s not not-worksafe, but it’s probably better not to click it if you don’t want your boss to see you looking at a picture of a shirtless, hairy fat guy with a gleam in his eye. WOOF! ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/262 "2004-10-26T22:31:08Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > You have no idea how long it took to grow the face around them like that. You have to start when you’re really young. > > Actually, throwing caution to the winds, there are two very recent pics of me on my [personals page](http://gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=sampiro) ([gay.com](http://gay.com), but work friendly). This is also, incidentally, the only web page on the Internet that has every collected dust, causing a brief crash for a few days last year. That is probably the best [Gay.com](http://Gay.com) profile **ever**. Beats mine by a mile. And this lesbian thinks you’re just adorable. Also, I echo what **jayjay** said… your profile is dusty because it doesn’t say “lookking for hot!!! guys single/married/whatever for xxx fun 24/7, prefer cleanshaven and uncut, discreet.” Your profile being dusty at that peepshow palace is a _good_ thing, I promise you. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/263 "2004-10-26T23:01:20Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I didn’t think I had a digital pic until yesterday when a neighbor, searching for a photographer, said he’d seen us on [this](http://www.quancedesign.com/qd/family.htm) site. So… what the hell. > > The family shot, blue jeans. Wow. You look completely different than what I had pictured. I had thought something less… civilized. And you have clothes on. Is it just professional pictures you don’t run nekkid through? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/264 "2004-10-26T23:09:51Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Wow. You look completely different than what I had pictured. I had thought something less… civilized. > > And you have clothes on. Is it just professional pictures you don’t run nekkid through? 😛 I was personally disappointed that there wasn’t a toilet to be seen… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/265 "2004-10-26T23:50:34Z")
I fully expect **Lieu’s** picture to have him sitting on a loo with his pants down about his ankles. Having said that and all its usual mental imagery, **Lieu** is arm candy for his wife and daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/266 "2004-10-27T00:41:42Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Wow. You look completely different than what I had pictured. I had thought something less… civilized. I’m experiencing some cognitive dissonance myself. I’m trying to connect this sweet face with the guy who intentionally farts on people’s heads. Uh, let’s see…Is that lake behind you the one in which you set adrift the pooberg? ---
**Author:** ![D0pBOt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@D0pBOt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D0pBOt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/267 "2004-10-27T05:52:06Z")
Why do people who haven’t been asked for pictures keep posting pictures, but people who are being requested are nowhere to be seen? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/268 "2004-10-27T11:44:05Z")
… because not posting a picture when people ask you to is one of the primary qualifications for being mentioned in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/269 "2004-10-27T12:05:10Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I didn’t think I had a digital pic until yesterday when a neighbor, searching for a photographer, said he’d seen us on [this](http://www.quancedesign.com/qd/family.htm) site. So… what the hell. > > The family shot, blue jeans. Your wife and daughter are beautiful, **lieu**. You look a lot like a better-looking Anthony LaPaglia from Without a Trace. Well, _that_ didn’t help resolve my secret crush. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=13)