# What Doper’s picture would you most like to see, but haven’t? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345 "2004-09-27T20:11:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/121 "2004-09-29T06:27:18Z")
Wow now I have a huge crush on Ultrafilter :eek: I saw he was cute in his pic then I look at his profile and he’s not only my age but also a software engineer. _swoon_ ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/122 "2004-09-29T11:37:38Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > There you go. She’s pretty cute. That’s pretty close to my mental image, actually. Eeeeeeeerieeeee… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/123 "2004-09-29T12:05:09Z")
> [@Go You Big Red Fire Engine](#): > > I just wanted to point out that I’m a woman. If memory serves correctly you’re also an extremely attractive woman. Or maybe that’s just a fantasy I was having involving hook and ladder equipment and suspenders… ---
**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/124 "2004-09-29T12:19:41Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > If memory serves correctly you’re also an extremely attractive woman. [modesty cap on] Yes, yes I am [/MCO] 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/125 "2004-09-29T12:22:44Z")
> [@Go You Big Red Fire Engine](#): > > [modesty cap on] > Yes, yes I am > [/MCO] > > 🆒 Wow, all that and humble, too! I must then conclude that you are charming, funny, intelligent and sew all your own clothes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/126 "2004-09-29T12:42:31Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > There you go. She’s pretty cute. Hey Aesiron, maybe you didn’t see the other thread. I e-mailed you mine. Please help! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/127 "2004-09-29T13:19:47Z")
> [@Go You Big Red Fire Engine](#): > > I just wanted tyo point out that I’m a woman. … Oh. Well, it IS a co-ed prison. So it still works! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/128 "2004-09-29T13:21:54Z")
Ok I promised it, and here it is. First of all, everyone bow down to \*\*Aesiron \*\* for posting it for me. _bows_. Anyway. Two things: In this picture my hair is all the same length. Now I have bangs, and they’re really short (they curl, too). The other thing is, you can’t really tell that my nose is pierced in this picture. Not that it’s big- it’s not even a nosering, but a pretty little flower - but it is one of the more prominent things you see first. Oh, and the guy is my lovin’ man. [Elenia28](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/lilbtagna/misc/munchben.jpg) My father when I was little would have every now and then spend a couple of hours changing clothes and taking pictures. I hated it. Ever since then, I’ve been fairly photophobic. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/129 "2004-09-29T13:33:45Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Oh, and the guy is my lovin’ man. Cool. Matching pants & shoes & everthang. Smile next time. It doesn’t hurt much the first few times. 🙂 See? Like that. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/130 "2004-09-29T13:58:51Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Ok I promised it, and here it is. First of all, everyone bow down to \*\*Aesiron \*\* for posting it for me. _bows_. > > Anyway. Two things: In this picture my hair is all the same length. Now I have bangs, and they’re really short (they curl, too). The other thing is, you can’t really tell that my nose is pierced in this picture. Not that it’s big- it’s not even a nosering, but a pretty little flower - but it is one of the more prominent things you see first. Oh, and the guy is my lovin’ man. > > [Elenia28](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/lilbtagna/misc/munchben.jpg) > > My father when I was little would have every now and then spend a couple of hours changing clothes and taking pictures. I hated it. Ever since then, I’ve been fairly photophobic. Very cute, probably beautiful with a smile, now next photo we want to see all piercings. 😉 You look a lot like a good friend of mine from Ohio, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/131 "2004-09-29T14:33:29Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > I know **misstee** is a redhead, but I’ve never seen prima facie evidence of the fact. I’d also like to know what such Indiana-and-environs Dopers as **simply\_cats** and **DazzlingWhiteDiamonds** look like, as I may have crossed paths with them IRL and never known who they were. Y’know, we have probably seen one another. We oughtta go to lunch sometime. With all of the new restaurants down around the Levee, there’s no end to the good food. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/132 "2004-09-29T14:41:28Z")
Try the Sofra–new Turkish restaurant in that really big apartment complex on River Road. Next to the Silver Dipper. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/133 "2004-09-29T14:49:18Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Cool. Matching pants & shoes & everthang. > > Smile next time. It doesn’t hurt much the first few times. 🙂 See? Like that. Oh, I didn’t notice the matching stuff. We both bought our boots from L.L. Bean, I let him pick them out. Really, we’re not like that at all. And yes, I do have a nice smile. I smile all the time, constantly. 😃 But not in many pictures. > [@shibboleth](#): > > Very cute, probably beautiful with a smile, now next photo we want to see all piercings. You look a lot like a good friend of mine from Ohio, BTW. Thank you. As for piercings, I don’t have \*that \* many. Ears and nose and that’s it! What are you implying? ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/134 "2004-09-29T15:34:57Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Try the Sofra–new Turkish restaurant in that really big apartment complex on River Road. Next to the Silver Dipper. Do I feel a **Mini BoilerDopeLunch** in the works??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/135 "2004-09-29T15:59:26Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Keep in mind that I’m probably 5-10 years younger than most of the powerlifters you know. Judging by what my hairline has done over the last five or so years, I’m thinking that shaving is going to become an attractive option in the not-so-distant future. Yeah, I knew you were a bit younger. (checks profile) Geez, _thirteen_ years? Man, everyday I feel more and more geriatric. :dubious: But,I wonder what it is about powerlifitng and balding. Must research. I’m not totally sure the testosterone/baldness connection is true (it’s probably one of those myths everybody just knows) but if it is, do you suppose guys get interested in powerlifting because they have a lot of testosterone or if lifting heavy stuff stimulates the production of testosterone? It’s probably all bunk but is an interesting idea… > [@](#): > > Yowza. How you doin’? Why, thank you. 😃 (Woohoo! A compliment from a younger man!) > [@](#): > > I’m thinking that bridges probably haven’t changed much, though. And although I’m not terribly familiar with the computers of that era, I think I have a basic understanding of them. Those are pages I posted in the “ancient software” thread as an example of the programs I still use. They’re all little DOS programs that were adapted from punchcards. I just find it hilarious that I’m using a program that hasn’t been seriously updated since _1979_. Plus, I really like the little “com-pyu-taa” robot graphic. 🙂 > [@](#): > > What the hell’s the donkey got to do with anything? 😕 You see here, your basic mule, he’s stubborn. As stubborn as a mule, you might say. So if’n you want to git yer mule to do sumthin’, first, you hafta git its attention. Now the best way to do that, is to git yourself a good length o’ two by four and just whap that mule a good’un, right between the eyes. Don’t you worry none about hurtin’ him, them mules, they got hard haids… Basically, it’s a way to explain to the Texas farmboys what a system card does… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/136 "2004-09-29T16:55:37Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > ER… :smack: It WAS intended to be complimentary, but I seem to have inadvertently left that part out. > > How about this…you look like a great HUNK of a guy, which is pretty much what I’d imagined. > > Dunno where my brain was. Oh no you don’t…it’s too late. You’ve gone and bruised my fragile male ego ::sniff:: There ARE ways to make up for these sorts of transgressions, however… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/137 "2004-09-29T17:31:01Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Thank you. As for piercings, I don’t have \*that \* many. Ears and nose and that’s it! What are you implying? Not so much _implying_ as _hoping_ or possibly even _fantasizing_. Thanks for clearing that up, though. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/138 "2004-09-29T18:12:41Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > I know she’s not from Texas but **Harmless** baby…show me what you got. I wanna see that shot where the boys at the beach ran up to ya and nearly fell out, tig ol’ bitties. :eek: I know I’m going to regret this, but here goes. Here’s me on Panama City Beach at La Vela [reaching](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/reaching.jpg) for and [reapplying](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/reapplying.jpg) my lips. 😛 Try not to look directly at the legs or my right wrist if you value your eyesight. And yes, I’m well aware I’m a big girl, which is why the guy stunned the hell out of me with his comment. : runs and hides : ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/139 "2004-09-29T18:43:29Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Oh, and the guy is my lovin’ man. Hey, [/url=“[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277900](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277900)”]wait a minute… I’m confused. Should we be flirting with you or congratulating you on getting back together or on finding a new boyfriend so quick? :dubious: It’s hard to keep track of all this around here sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345/140 "2004-09-29T18:46:45Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Wow now I have a huge crush on Ultrafilter :eek: > > I saw he was cute in his pic then I look at his profile and he’s not only my age but also a software engineer. _swoon_ So, how you doin’? And hey, as long as we’re requesting pictures, you got one? > [@tremorviolet](#): > > But,I wonder what it is about powerlifitng and balding. Must research. I’m not totally sure the testosterone/baldness connection is true (it’s probably one of those myths everybody just knows) but if it is, do you suppose guys get interested in powerlifting because they have a lot of testosterone or if lifting heavy stuff stimulates the production of testosterone? It’s probably all bunk but is an interesting idea… [Hmm…](http://www.elitefts.com/documents/bald_guys.htm) As to which part comes first, who knows? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-doper-s-picture-would-you-most-like-to-see-but-haven-t/266345.md?page=8)