# What Drink Are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039 "2002-11-09T17:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/1 "2002-11-09T17:38:31Z")
Vodka & hemlock, with a sprig of juniper, served in a bottle, and _on fire._ ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/2 "2002-11-09T18:33:36Z")
A kamikaze of course. Vodka, triplesec and Lime Juice 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/3 "2002-11-09T18:51:44Z")
Maker’s Mark and a splash of water, one ice cube. Mellow, but with teeth, a product of America that travels well. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/4 "2002-11-09T20:01:04Z")
Dry gin gibson. Conservative, traditional, well dressed, tasty and devastatingly effective. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/5 "2002-11-09T20:15:17Z")
Earl Grey… hot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kiting\_Illini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Kiting\_Illini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiting_Illini)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/6 "2002-11-09T20:33:10Z")
Single malt scotch served neat. Simple, straightforward, a little harsh at first, warm and comfy after ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/7 "2002-11-10T01:00:06Z")
\*Purple Motherfucker \* (Shot) 1 part Vodka 1 part Southern Comfort 1 part Blue Maui 1 part Cranberry juice. Although charming and delicious, you don’t realize how strong it is until _after_ you’ve been knocked on your ass after a few too many close encounters with her. [sub]Well, I guess that’s what I am for people who don’t realize that they’re pissing me off effectively enough for me to retaliate verbally or ortherwise… I think I’d have to ask someone who knows more about me \* and\* drinks to be able to pinpoint what drink I am to most people. Maybe Iampunha could help me out here… [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/8 "2002-11-10T01:02:01Z")
Tonic water, hold the ice, twist of lime. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/9 "2002-11-10T01:06:15Z")
Dark ale (a big one). ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/10 "2002-11-10T05:43:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamikazee \* > \*\*A kamikaze of course. Vodka, triplesec and Lime Juice 🙂 \*\* That’s the only thing with Vodka in it that I ever drink 😃 However, since I’m pretty much a non-drinker I think I’m white grape juice. Tasty and not to harsh on even people with delicate consitutions since I have just a hint of acidity. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/11 "2002-11-10T06:51:44Z")
I’m a suffering ba\*tard. ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/12 "2002-11-10T10:27:34Z")
I am ice cold gin. Tanqueray at that. Dry, fragrant, aromatic and bracing. And stiff. Unlike Al Gore, I might add. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/13 "2002-11-10T12:11:30Z")
Drambuie runs through my veins as we speak. Scotch with a wee touch of honey and heather. Sweet with a hell of a kick. ---
**Author:** ![Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flashpaper_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/14 "2002-11-10T12:18:21Z")
I am 12 oz of coca-cola with 2 oz fo Jim Beam, on ice witha marachino cherry. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/15 "2002-11-10T15:11:47Z")
I am a long tall drink of water…With a Coors chaser. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/16 "2002-11-10T15:38:47Z")
I think i might just be a [Colheita Port](http://www.klwines.com/product.asp?sku=980274). A fine year indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/17 "2002-11-10T15:45:09Z")
I think i might just be a [Colheita Port](http://www.klwines.com/product.asp?sku=980274). A fine year indeed. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/18 "2002-11-10T16:27:36Z")
Three parts club soda and one part lime juice. Fizzy, bitter, and a little tart. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/19 "2002-11-10T20:26:17Z")
I know I’m not Clamato. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/20 "2002-11-10T21:21:29Z")
Bacardi 151 in a beer mug with a splash of coke and a squirt of lemon. Very strong, and gives you a hellova headache. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039.md?page=2)