# What Drink Are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039 "2002-11-09T17:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/41 "2002-12-16T17:08:58Z")
Gin and tonic. Ice and slice please. The only thing that kept me sane in Oxford. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/42 "2002-12-16T17:12:29Z")
Absolut Citron and Tonic, ice, twist of lime. Smooth. ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/43 "2002-12-16T17:14:09Z")
Glass of bourbon, straight up. (preferably Knob Creek or Evan Williams) ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/44 "2002-12-16T17:20:24Z")
A plastic tumber half-full (empty) of tepid tap water. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/45 "2002-12-16T17:56:59Z")
Root beer. Spicy and sweet with a good head. ---
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/46 "2002-12-16T20:10:36Z")
Cosmopolitan! ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/47 "2002-12-16T20:15:41Z")
Dry gin martini. Just like my dry wit, you get enough, and you’ll be flat on your ass. And loving it. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/48 "2002-12-16T20:17:17Z")
You called? 😉 And yes, duh. We all know what drink I am, don’t we? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/49 "2002-12-17T21:51:21Z")
Hey, wow, people are answering this again… ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/50 "2002-12-17T22:02:48Z")
A perfectly chilled pint of Kronenbourg 1664 ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/51 "2002-12-17T22:08:01Z")
Cube Libre with a bunch of lime and anejo rum Tasty, tart, sweet and sneaky (cause I never know how drunk I am on these until I stand up!) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/52 "2002-12-17T22:10:25Z")
I don’t know what kind of drink I am, but I’m served in one of those 7UP glasses from the 70’s that’s skinny on top and fat on the bottom. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039/53 "2002-12-17T23:09:11Z")
Faygo’s Red Pop, definitely. We’re both odd, (it tastes _red_, whatever that means–clearly, the soda of weirdos), both rarely seen outside of the Ohio land area due to circumstances beyond our control, and both go down in quick bursts that feel painfully good. (This might be a little more true of the pop). In contrast, however, I have limbs and a vagina, I’m not fizzy, confined to a can or sold in family groups of twelve, and I also don’t have a plastic band around my waist that birds can get caught in. But what of that? Red pop all the way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-are-you/136039.md?page=2)