# What Drink Makes You Have To Pee The Quickest? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942 "2006-03-26T06:48:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/21 "2006-03-27T12:31:03Z")
The worst is my usual “night out” routine of beer alternating with Diet Pepsi (for the caffiene). It usually seems like it hits all at once–three or four beers in, I’ll have to go about three times in an hour, and then I’m OK for a long while. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/22 "2006-03-27T13:29:40Z")
Water, definitely. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/23 "2006-03-27T14:21:55Z")
Coffee followed by beer. And, I mean that literally. If I have a cup of coffee after supper, and then a beer. . .whoooosh. Right through me. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/24 "2006-03-27T14:45:12Z")
Always tea. I’m a coffee fiend, but it never makes me go. I drink a lot of water but I don’t find that makes me run for the tinkle pantry, either. But tea, always. Especially cedar tea, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/25 "2006-03-27T16:33:35Z")
Oddly enough, milk seems to send me to the bathroom faster than anything. Caffeinated soft drinks come in a close second. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/26 "2006-03-27T16:46:24Z")
Heavy water. Just one of the reasons I don’t keep H3O around the house. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/27 "2006-03-27T17:21:26Z")
Coca leaf tea. Great for altitude sickness, but it also sends you to the commode pronto. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/28 "2006-03-27T17:26:04Z")
Coffee, followed very closely by beer. ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942/29 "2006-03-27T19:53:22Z")
Crystal Light! I drink 100 oz. of water per day with Crystal Light (lite?) added in. I have to pee A LOT. Works great when I have to go weigh in at Weight Watchers, though! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drink-makes-you-have-to-pee-the-quickest/349942.md?page=1)