# What drinks should I order at the bar tonight?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 23, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541 "2005-02-23T15:43:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![saluki\_fan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@saluki\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saluki_fan)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/1 "2005-02-23T15:43:25Z")

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Tonight I’m going to the bar in order to celebrate my 22 birthday 😃 What are some drinks I should order/try while I’m still in college? I have had all the typical stuff like, straight shots, rum and coke, et; but what are some of the other drinks that people should try? BTW, a few years back a buddy tricked me into take a double 3 wisemen, so don’t even try that suggestion.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/2 "2005-02-23T15:51:50Z")

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White Russian  
barring that:

Flaming Rooster Piss

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**Author:** ![Canadiangirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Canadiangirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadiangirl)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/3 "2005-02-23T16:22:27Z")

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I personally believe in vodka martini, three olives, thank you. I’m sure Quicksilver would agree, although with citrus likely. 😉

Have a good time!

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**Author:** ![saluki\_fan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@saluki\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saluki_fan)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/4 "2005-02-23T16:31:38Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> White Russian  
> barring that:
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> Flaming Rooster Piss

Ever since watching the Big Lebowski, I’ve always wanted to dry a White Russian. Thanks for the suggestion and I’ll be sure to have one tonight 😉

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**Author:** ![myrnajean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@myrnajean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myrnajean)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/5 "2005-02-23T17:07:46Z")

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Keep in mind, the more you mix, the sicker you’ll be. At least thats always the case with me. I can have 6 drinks and be fine, 6 DIFFERENT drinks (different liquor) and I’ll be driving the porcelian bus first thing in the morning!

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/6 "2005-02-23T17:15:44Z")

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> [@saluki\_fan](#):
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> Ever since watching the Big Lebowski, I’ve always wanted to dry a White Russian. Thanks for the suggestion and I’ll be sure to have one tonight 😉

Do you hand the White Russian on a clothesline to do this, because I can’t imagine too many of them fitting in a regular drying machine. 😉

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/7 "2005-02-23T17:27:01Z")

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Dude, if you’ve never had one, you have to try a cement mixer. Trust me. 😉

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/8 "2005-02-23T17:31:03Z")

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Get a _Cement Mixer_. Trust me on this one.

Winston

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/9 "2005-02-23T17:32:25Z")

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What, is there an echo in here?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/10 "2005-02-23T17:33:22Z")

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Ditto on the “don’t mix” advice.  
Before I can answer your original question, I’d need to know what kind of drinks you generally like. If you are one of the people who thinks “you can’t even taste the alcohol” is good, then I’d probably recommend a lot of mix drinks that are fruit flavored and relatively low in alcohol like the fuzzy navel and similar. If, on the other hand, the bite of the alcohol is one of the things that you enjoy, I’d recommend the old fashioned booze drinks like martinis, manhattans, and old fashioneds.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/11 "2005-02-23T17:36:00Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> What, is there an echo in here?

Heh. One of these days, I’m going to learn to type faster. Glad to see we’re in accord on this one, **Airman**.

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/12 "2005-02-23T18:31:11Z")

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Another one for the cement mixer.

Also I dare you to try “the beer mat” - its a shot off of the mat on which the barkeep spills stuff while making drinks. It is usually free, but for a good reason.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/13 "2005-02-23T19:32:06Z")

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If they make a Bloody Mary using fresh ingredients (real tomato juice–not a mix, real horseradish, etc), I’d recommend that.

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**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/14 "2005-02-23T19:39:59Z")

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Along with the _Cement Mixer_, the _252_ is a definite early 20s birthday shot.

Enjoy, but don’t…uh…over-enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/15 "2005-02-23T23:58:18Z")

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> [@saluki\_fan](#):
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> Tonight I’m going to the bar in order to celebrate my 22 birthday 😃 What are some drinks I should order/try while I’m still in college

Vodka sour with a whiskey back, and step on it. With any luck, you won’t get punched in the arm when _you_ order it 🙂

I’ve always wanted to try a [mind-eraser](http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/328/) . It was described to me like something you might have found in Ten Forward from the old Star Trek: TNG. I hear it’s aptly named, tho’, so indulge at your own risk.

_bamf_

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**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-drinks-should-i-order-at-the-bar-tonight/291541/16 "2005-02-24T00:42:39Z")

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Order a shot of green Chartreuse neat, served in a brandy snifter. Then exhale all the way, hold the glass up to your nose, and take a deep breath. It’s important to savor the aroma this way.
