What dumb little joke made a fact stick in your head?

…it’s penguins - as opposed to other svelte, buoyant waterfowl - that have difficulty manipulating ice cream…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO9A4p1Qsvk

Let’s see… for me in high school biology it was “King Phillip can order five good slaves” (shocking).

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “In the year 14 and 92/ Columbus sailed the ocean blue.”

Chalk another one up for Schoolhouse Rock/ Constitution preamble (The trick isn’t in reciting it- it is in reciting it without singing).

Actually, Schoolhouse Rock has helped me in a number of ways.

Can’t think of any others at the moment, but will keep checking back to add in “me, too!”