Simpsons: Bart and Lisa on opposing teams in peewee hockey. Four seconds to go: Bart has the penalty shot; Lisa has to block it. Bart’s supporters chanting “Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!” Lisa’s supporters chanting, “Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart!”
Sound fades away and Bart flashes back to baby Lisa snitching cookies and handing them to him. Lisa flashes back to giggling and clapping at Bart’s shadow pictures. Bart remembers Lisa putting a band-aid on his scraped knee. Lisa remembers Bart giving her half his ice cream when she dropped hers.
Bart chucks aside his stick; Lisa tosses the mask. Skate forward and meet in the middle.
“Great game, sis.”
“Great game, Bart.”
I’m tearing up just typing this.
Also, I didn’t see Free Willy, so I don’t know how I would have reacted, but I always get something in my eye when Homer says, “Jump, Free Willy! Jump with all your miiiiight!” Dan Castellaneta is worth his weight in gold.
All in the Family: The episode where Mike and Gloria leave. It was years before I could watch without breaking down. “I know I always acted like I hated you…But I love you…”
Roseanne: After years of neglecting DJ, the youngest, though she always claimed he was her favorite, Roseanne finally whales on him (for something he probably wouldn’t have done if he’d been getting enough attention). The overhead shot of her slumped at the kitchen table, presumably realizing she’s turned out like her abusive father, and the subsequent scene where she finally communicates with DJ, tear my heart out. “I’m sorry you got hit.” “Well, I’m sorry you got hit too. Real sorry. Like right now would be a good time to ask for a puppy!”
Also the scene where she talks to her dad in his coffin. “I’m angry at you for…and because you made us feel like we could never be good enough. But I forgive you, just because I need to get on with my life. And I forgive myself for being so darn angry.” At the door, she turns: “Thank you for your…humor…Iloveyougoodbye.”
LA Law: Arnie, the womanizing divorce lawyer, is ending his brief, half-assed marriage, which, of course, is due to his cheating. He’s overseeing a bitter property dispute, and suddenly freaks and starts throwing stuff, breaking a lava lamp and damaging a painting. “They are just things! No matter how much you love them…they will never love you back!” Later, Roxanne, his faithful-but-not-a-doormat secretary visits his pathetic transition apartment. “I don’t want to die alone, Rox…and I know that I’m going to…”
Also, and please don’t laugh, but before 90210 became a total soap opera, one of the original characters “accidentally” shot himself. I think they just created the character (a misfit, not a geek, just a loser) so they would have someone to kill off for a Very Special Episode, but David’s reaction was a cut above the typical “boo-hoo, life is short and precious”. “Why do you want to write a tribute for him? So people can glance at it once and throw it in the trash?..It doesn’t matter what you write about him in the paper. It doesn’t matter what you say about someone once they’re dead. What matters is how you treat them while they’re still here.”