# What exactly are considered "Fuck me pumps"? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 29, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342 "2012-04-29T18:17:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bloodless\_Turnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@Bloodless\_Turnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bloodless_Turnip)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/21 "2012-05-01T12:55:40Z")
Any 3+ inch heel other than those appropriate for work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/22 "2012-05-01T18:49:55Z")
Do fuck me slippers exist? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/23 "2012-05-01T18:54:52Z")
> [@notquitekarpov](#): > > Do fuck me slippers exist? Yes, but they only work in conjunction with a “trailer park moo moo”, a Natural Light beer in a John Deere cozy in one hand and a Slim 100 in the other (and dentures out if you really want to send “that signal”). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/24 "2012-05-01T19:26:26Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Never heard of CFMPs. I always heard the term as Come Fuck Me Boots, originating with the white go-go boots of the 60s, [especially when worn with a nice, short mini-skirt.](http://cdn.costumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/343x432/60860F.jpg) I’ve never heard of CFMPs, but I’ve heard of fuck me boots. This came from National Lampoon back in the 80s. They had a little blurb on how to tell the difference between a hooker and a highway patrol cop. A hooker wears fuck me boots. A highway patrol cop wears fuck you boots. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/25 "2012-05-01T19:29:24Z")
A word to the wise. CFMPs are NOT to be confused with sheep shankers. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/26 "2012-05-02T00:05:17Z")
Can I just point out that this term confused the hell out of me for ages- you see, in the UK, [pumps](http://www.schoolpumps.co.uk/) look a little different… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/27 "2012-05-02T14:19:22Z")
Guy here, and generally I’d characterise them as the kind of shoe worn by vintage cheeseckae pin-ups, as done by e.g. Gil Elvgren [possibly NSFW Google Image Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=gil+elvgren&hl=en&safe=off&client=ubuntu&hs=DCw&channel=fs&gl=za&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=7EGhT724M8fL0QXDnImaCA&ved=0CEcQsAQ&biw=1360&bih=572) and the like. ---
**Author:** ![Fitnready](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Fitnready](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fitnready)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/28 "2017-05-24T20:47:20Z")
The magical power of a good pair of "CFM pumps"goes without saying . And puts off a very clear it deliberate message from any female… I would say a minimum 4 inch Spike heel is necessary… As an ex-girlfriend used to call them “sandals with handles”… And personally what’s work for me the best in the past is a minimum of 4 inches in order to get both heels in one hand and two pin her legs back… Even an unprofessional environment instead of high heels you can give me a hard time at any time if you know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/29 "2017-05-24T21:32:14Z")
> **[zombie in heels - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=FbGsKJs6&id=4C282D620405574ABD357DC60818471EE340D3A9&thid=OIP.FbGsKJs6S-MAbwAvt-xHFQEsEs&q=zombie%2Bin%2Bheels&simid=607996370780096207&selectedIndex=52&ajaxhist=0)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/30 "2017-05-24T21:50:45Z")
Obligatory song. Lyrics are clean but title needs spoiler box: [Fuck Me Pumps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaqQe3V498) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/31 "2017-05-25T02:03:21Z")
Something strong and long enough to grip and use as a handle ---------- or at least strong and long enough to plunge into a brain in the event of a zombie apocalypse. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/32 "2017-05-25T13:01:00Z")
[Here ya go](http://www.dresscodeclothing.com/product.aspx?sku=10837IFLPLH&color=green&gclid=CJPCvPKMi9QCFQMLaQod_vsGtw). ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342/33 "2017-05-26T01:20:06Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [Here ya go](http://www.dresscodeclothing.com/product.aspx?sku=10837IFLPLH&color=green&gclid=CJPCvPKMi9QCFQMLaQod_vsGtw). Now if they only come in my size. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-are-considered-fuck-me-pumps/620342.md?page=1)