# What Exactly Is Ear Sex?

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [February 23, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-ear-sex/487121 "2009-02-23T23:20:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-ear-sex/487121/21 "2009-03-06T23:43:17Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> I watched a chihuahua nail a sleeping pastor in his ear.

“You think that’s funny, Rich? You’ll never make a picture at Warner Brothers, that’s for damn sure.”

–Cliffy

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