# What exactly is the joke here?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 24, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504 "2000-01-24T15:35:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/1 "2000-01-24T15:35:00Z")

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There are many things in this world which are designed to make people laugh and I fully understand that humour is a subjective thing. For instance, I hate the Three Stooges, but I fully understand what they do that people find funny. But, there is one ‘comedian’ who I completely fail to understand. That comedian is Pauley Shore. I have watched him multiple times and have NEVER understood what is funny about him. It’s not that I don’t laugh because the jokes are bad, it is that I don’t laugh because I don’t perceive any jokes AT ALL! So, teeming millions, what exactly does Pauley Shore do that is supposedly funny?

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/2 "2000-01-24T15:54:00Z")

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I have nver found him to be funny. This is just a WAG, but I think maybe you have to be stoned.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/3 "2000-01-24T15:59:00Z")

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Well, once I cracked a smile at a Pauli Shore joke, but I was shit-faced drunk at the time, and probably would have laughed at a reading of the phone book.

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**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/4 "2000-01-24T16:27:00Z")

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I saw him in Son-In-Law and I laughed my butt off…I love that movie. I’ve watched it over and over. I don’t know why – I didn’t think he was that funny in any other movies I’ve seen him in

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/5 "2000-01-24T17:37:00Z")

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Submit this question to Cecil. It would be interesting to see him stumped.

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/6 "2000-01-24T17:45:00Z")

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There’s no accounting for taste. I’ve never understood why people think Lucille Ball was so fucking funny, but there it is…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/7 "2000-01-24T17:50:00Z")

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Man I’m so hep to the jive… I thought Pauli Shore was female…

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/8 "2000-01-25T06:54:00Z")

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> Arken sez~~There are many things in this world which are designed to make people laugh and I fully understand that humour is a subjective thing. For instance, I hate the Three Stooges, but I fully understand what they do that people find funny. But, there is one ‘comedian’ who I completely fail to understand. That comedian is Pauley Shore. I have watched him multiple times and have NEVER understood what is funny about him. It’s not that I don’t laugh because the jokes are bad, it is that I don’t laugh because I don’t perceive any jokes AT ALL! So, teeming millions, what exactly does Pauley Shore do that is supposedly funny?

You are not alone in your confusion. I have absolutely no idea why people think Pauly Shore is funny.  
IMHO he is about as amusing as a car wreck!

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**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/9 "2000-01-24T19:02:00Z")

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I find him mildly amusing. He was popular while I was in high school, and the reason I found him funny was that he reminded me of a spoof of several people that I actually knew. Sort of like how Spaceballs was an amusing movie. You laugh AT him, because it is more accepted than to laugh at people directly for being complete morons.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/10 "2000-01-24T19:06:00Z")

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I met Pauly Shore, while shooting a Limp Bizkit video last summer. ( 1998 ). He was thoroughly unfunny, sullen,and petulant. I couldn’t WAIT for him to leave.

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/11 "2000-01-24T19:08:00Z")

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I might be wrong. I might have done that one in the spring of last year. Sorry…

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/12 "2000-01-24T19:45:00Z")

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Um… Well, since CMC International, the record company I work for, is launching a comedy division wwith a record by Pauly Shore, I damn sure HOPE some people think he’s funny!

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/13 "2000-01-24T21:13:00Z")

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So basically, nobody thinks he’s all that funny except for a couple of people who don’t know why and one person who thinks he’s funny because Pauley reminds that person of a colleague…

The mind boggles.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/14 "2000-01-24T21:21:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Satan:  
> Um… Well, since CMC International, the record company I work for, is launching a comedy division wwith a record by Pauly Shore, I damn sure HOPE some people think he’s funny!

Oy. Good luck!

Wouldn’t you be more successful with William Shatner singing rock songs?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/15 "2000-01-24T22:54:00Z")

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Hmmmmmm… Let’s see here, now…Pauly Shore, one of the least funny people on the Earth, signs a record deal with a company that has Satan working for them. Makes sense, eh?

So, Satan, how much did you pay for this guy’s soul?

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**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/16 "2000-01-24T23:26:00Z")

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Actually, I don’t think Paulie has a deal with Satan, he just has a loving mother. IIRC, Paulie’s mom owns one of the hot comedy clubs in LA where a lot of real comedians got their careers going, like Leno, Letterman, Seinfeld, etc. I think a lot of Paulie’s success is due to her connections. The ones who “made it” must feel they owe her a lot - giving her no-talent son a job is one way to show their gratitude. Then again, maybe she’s blackmailing them all into it.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/17 "2000-01-24T23:29:00Z")

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> What exactly is the joke here?

Pauly Shore is rich and dates supermodels. I am not and don’t. You are not and don’t. Get it?

Me neither.

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/18 "2000-01-25T00:26:00Z")

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Satan, if you’re paying that man more than a dollar, and he gets all that and he’s who he is, then I want my soul back!

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/19 "2000-01-25T03:24:00Z")

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## “This is just a WAG, but I think maybe you have to be stoned.” —ZenBeam

Nope, it don’t help a bit.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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I only know two things;  
I know what I need to know  
And  
I know what I want to know  
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**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-the-joke-here/6504/20 "2000-01-25T03:37:00Z")

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I was watching an old episode of Seinfeld yesterday, one of those that was framed by his stand-up routine. And wow was it ever not funny! I guess his comedy dates badly, or something, because I was stunned at how lame it really was.

And I haven’t enjoyed anything with Pauly Shore in it, he has less interest to me than Adam Sandler.

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