# What exactly is your sexual orientation? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539 "2015-10-04T20:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/41 "2015-10-05T14:22:42Z")
Male, heterosexual (practicing as much as my wife will let me). ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/42 "2015-10-05T14:30:08Z")
Flaming heterosexual. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/43 "2015-10-05T17:02:46Z")
I am penis-bodied, cisqueer and optionally optioned. I identify as a Billionaire. People treat me like a regular citizen. They refuse to recognize my superiority over them. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/44 "2015-10-05T17:07:51Z")
Just a straight guy. Not bi-curious in the least. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Angry\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@The\_Angry\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Angry_Badger)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/45 "2015-10-05T18:16:44Z")
Other. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/46 "2015-10-05T18:35:57Z")
Half a bubble off level, aligned diagonally. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/47 "2015-10-05T19:04:24Z")
Cis-male, gay. And like the revtim, not bi-curious at all. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/48 "2015-10-05T19:28:16Z")
1 on [the Kinsey scale](http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-hhscale.html) “Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual” due to a single incident of receiving oral sex from a guy during a threesome with his girlfriend (hey, these things happen!) ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/49 "2015-10-05T19:32:22Z")
Straight, but I have been flattered the few times guys have hit on me. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/50 "2015-10-05T19:51:05Z")
> [@Horatio\_Hellpop](#): > > Straight male, nostalgic for the days when most people could describe their gender identity in fewer than 20 words. And people could understand it without consulting a dictionary? I understand about half the posts in this thread. ETA, almost forgot. Straight male, no modifiers that I’m aware of. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/51 "2015-10-05T20:03:02Z")
Male, born a male, God willing I’ll die a male. I like ladies, who these days, consists of my wife. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/52 "2015-10-05T20:09:59Z")
Male with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/53 "2015-10-05T20:20:19Z")
Just a regular guy. Like most people, I enjoy putting pine cones up my bottom and blowing bubbles while dressed as an octopus. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/54 "2015-10-05T21:03:58Z")
> [@Mikeisskeptical](#): > > Just a regular guy. Like most people, I enjoy putting pine cones up my bottom and blowing bubbles while dressed as an octopus. Octopus is so last year. All the cool kids are dressing up like cuttlefish these days. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/55 "2015-10-05T22:18:30Z")
Cis straight female. Not very exciting, except to whomever I’m having sex with (I hope). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/56 "2015-10-06T00:27:54Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > Octopus is so last year. All the cool kids are dressing up like cuttlefish these days. The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu? (I so miss Dave Brockie) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/57 "2015-10-06T01:39:17Z")
> [@Mikeisskeptical](#): > > Just a regular guy. Like most people, I enjoy putting pine cones up my bottom and blowing bubbles while dressed as an octopus. [K](http://bubblesclown.com/) - [I](http://www.bubbles-the-clown.com/) - [N](http://www.bubblesthemagicalclown.com/) - [K](http://www.bubblestheclownbywanda.com/) - [Y](http://memegenerator.net/instance/62693157)! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/58 "2015-10-06T05:43:58Z")
I am a male. I find women attractive. Women do not find me attractive. The end. ---
**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/59 "2015-10-06T05:47:50Z")
I am like a 2 on the [Kinsey scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale). > [@](#): > > 2: Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539/60 "2015-10-06T05:58:49Z")
All right, to be exact, I am 0 on the Kinsey scale. But I don’t promote that as the best or only way to be, it is just where I am at. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-exactly-is-your-sexual-orientation/733539.md?page=4)