# What factors contributed to turning Trump into Cuntus Maximus? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410 "2017-03-04T18:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/121 "2017-07-27T13:11:18Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > You’re speaking to me. > > I [told](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20213403&postcount=10568) you not to speak to me. So you got nothing. Figures. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/122 "2017-07-27T13:12:20Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Funny how he doesn’t give a shit about proof when the target is a Democrat. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/123 "2017-07-27T13:14:01Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > True, but so what? Are you hoping a Trump supporter will suddenly develop integrity or the ability to reason? You have a better chance of being whisked away by giant alien hotties for snoo-snoo. That’s how we conservatives look at the liberals. Integrity? Reasoning? When we see that from liberals, snow will fall in hell. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/124 "2017-07-27T14:02:37Z")
Or you’ll block them. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/125 "2017-07-27T14:52:22Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > This is my favorite contribution to this thread. Aww, shucks, ma’am. Thank you. You’re such a peach. > [@Clothahump](#): > > Cite? Please post proof that Trump is a rapist. Would someone not on **the Clot-humper** ’s ignore list please ask him for his proof that Hillary is a felon? Once he does that, we’ll gladly cite that Trump is a rapist. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/126 "2017-07-27T15:04:48Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Aww, shucks, ma’am. Thank you. You’re such a peach. > > Would someone not on **the Clot-humper** ’s ignore list please ask him for his proof that Hillary is a felon? Once he does that, we’ll gladly cite that Trump is a rapist. How do you think some of have gotten _on_ his ignore list? The [del]hardened warrior[/del] fragile snowflake can’t stand the slightest criticism or questioning. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/127 "2017-07-27T15:10:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > How do you think some of have gotten _on_ his ignore list? > > The [del]hardened warrior[/del] fragile snowflake can’t stand the slightest criticism or questioning. His whole fucking schtick was already old, stale sick, and disgusting way back in the Shrubya days. It hans’t changed. Why waste your time with him? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/128 "2017-07-27T15:20:30Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > True, but so what? Are you hoping a Trump supporter will suddenly develop integrity or the ability to reason? That one is perfectly capable of reasoning with integrity, as long as he stays the fuck out of political discussions. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/129 "2017-07-27T15:23:00Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Cite? [Seriously?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20217127&highlight=broke-dick#post20217127) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/130 "2017-07-27T15:28:16Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > His whole fucking schtick was already old, stale sick, and disgusting way back in the Shrubya days. It hans’t changed. Why waste your time with him? Even if he can’t/won’t/is afraid to see it, it’s still worth mocking him (and citing why he’s wrong) so that others may see. His persona here is doubly amusing when you read his blog oh his McDojang’s site about “living as a warrior” in modern society. Talks about integrity, courage, honor, self-discipline and other qualities he fails to show here. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/131 "2017-07-27T15:28:23Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > That’s how we conservatives look at the liberals. Integrity? Reasoning? When we see that from liberals, snow will fall in hell. To be fair, it will indeed be a cold day in hell when **Clothahump** is accurately able to identify what integrity and reasoning look like. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/132 "2017-07-27T15:35:10Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Seriously?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20217127&highlight=broke-dick#post20217127) The “deal with it” part is hilarious. I just made up a “fact” so now it’s a fact. Deal with it, special snowflake. Clinton has never been convicted of, charged with, or even accused of committing a felony by any law enforcement agency. But for a braindead Trumpie, it’s a fact. Trump’s butthole has a mouthpiece. Alternative facts indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/133 "2017-07-27T15:49:11Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Cite? Please post proof that Trump is a rapist. Post proof that Hillary Clinton is a felon, Clot Humper. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/134 "2017-07-27T16:02:01Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Post proof that Hillary Clinton is a felon, Clot Humper. [This](https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system) is what **Clot** points to as a cite. > [@](#): > > Our investigation looked at whether there is evidence classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on that personal system, in violation of a federal statute making it a felony to mishandle classified information either intentionally or in a grossly negligent way, or a second statute making it a misdemeanor to knowingly remove classified information from appropriate systems or storage facilities. Of course, he ignores this. > [@](#): > > Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information. > > In looking back at our investigations into mishandling or removal of classified information, **we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts.** All the cases prosecuted involved some combination of: clearly intentional and willful mishandling of classified information; or vast quantities of materials exposed in such a way as to support an inference of intentional misconduct; or indications of disloyalty to the United States; or efforts to obstruct justice. We do not see those things here. **Clot** made the decision that it rose to a criminal level. Which, by the same reasoning, makes Trump a felon on sexual assault charges. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/135 "2017-07-27T16:16:42Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > Ooh, trivia! > I’ll bite. What’s the film? _Predator_. The character of Billy (Sonny Landham) is at one point discussing options with Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger): “The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn’t wish that on a broke-dick dog.” Later on, Billy makes a futile stand against the title character, which has been hunting them throughout the film. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/136 "2017-07-27T16:23:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > [This](https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system) is what **Clot** points to as a cite. > > > [@](#): > > > > Our investigation looked at whether there is evidence classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on that personal system, in violation of a federal statute making it a felony to mishandle classified information either intentionally or in a grossly negligent way, or a second statute making it a misdemeanor to knowingly remove classified information from appropriate systems or storage facilities. > > Of course, he ignores this. > > > [@](#): > > > > Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information. > > > > In looking back at our investigations into mishandling or removal of classified information, we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts. All the cases prosecuted involved some combination of: clearly intentional and willful mishandling of classified information; or vast quantities of materials exposed in such a way as to support an inference of intentional misconduct; or indications of disloyalty to the United States; or efforts to obstruct justice. We do not see those things here. Not only ignored that but also ignored the current and former security clearance holders with first-hand experience of handling classified information telling him that no classified information was mishandled. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/137 "2017-07-27T18:17:56Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Kanye should walk into Trump’s hospital room, lean forward and whisper in Trump’s ear: > > “Yo, I’m really happy for you and I’m’na let you finish, but William Randolph Hearst had one of the best deaths of all time” [Huge big fat one that only one Doper nibbled on…] So, what _would_ be Trump’s last word, then? Have at it, folks. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/138 "2017-07-27T18:19:25Z")
“Me.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/139 "2017-07-27T19:05:46Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > That’s how we conservatives look at the liberals. Integrity? Reasoning? When we see that from liberals, snow will fall in hell. Please do not sully the term “conservative” by claiming it for yourself and your ilk. The correct, accurate, and proper word for y’all is “reactionary.” And the correct adjective is “radical.” TIA ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/140 "2017-07-27T21:11:25Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Please do not sully the term “conservative” by claiming it for yourself and your ilk. The correct, accurate, and proper word for y’all is “reactionary.” > > And the correct adjective is “radical.” > > TIA Pretty sure that some of them know full well the Tweeting Twit is, well, a twit but they don’t give a hoot because the thing he and his administration are best at is getting people pissed off. In short, some of them are little more than whiny broken-dick trolls riding on his coattails. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410.md?page=8)