# What factors contributed to turning Trump into Cuntus Maximus? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410 "2017-03-04T18:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/141 "2017-07-27T22:12:53Z")
> [@U900](#): > > you should be happy Trump won… Clinton is a disgusting fraudulent criminal… much much more so than Trump How is weather in St Petersburg, tovarisch? Also, to address the OP, I wonder how much his religious upbringing figures. Apparently he was raised in the prosperity gospel. > **[Why evangelicals love Donald Trump](https://www.economist.com/united-states/2017/05/18/why-evangelicals-love-donald-trump)** > > The secret lies in the prosperity gospel Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/142 "2017-07-28T04:09:55Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Seriously?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20217127&highlight=broke-dick#post20217127) Seriously. I posted support of my statements: the head of the FBI publicly announced that Clinton had committed felonies, then announced that she was getting a pass on them. What have you got? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/143 "2017-07-28T04:19:56Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Seriously. I posted support of my statements: **the head of the FBI publicly announced that Clinton had committed felonies** , then announced that she was getting a pass on them. > > What have you got? Lying as usual. Is this the values you teach your students or do you just sell black belts? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/144 "2017-07-28T04:53:55Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Seriously. I posted support of my statements: the head of the FBI publicly announced that Clinton had committed felonies, then announced that she was getting a pass on them. [Care to point out where it says “Clinton had committed felonies”](https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system)? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/145 "2017-07-28T05:06:41Z")
> [@Clothahump, and others...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clothahump-and-others/770465/205): > > What has to be intentional is mishandling **classified** information. Not mishandling emails. So to be guilty there would have to be evidence not that she mishandled emails in general, but that she knew emails were classified and still mishandled them. That seems to be lacking. > > As to the allegation that she “opened that confidential information up to the world” how so? Her server was never hacked. When you have to make shit up, it might be because you are wrong. > > Your statement was that she was a felon. Since that’s gone sour, now you’ve retreated to “stupid/arrogant”. Sticks and stones. > [@Clothahump, and others...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clothahump-and-others/770465/159): > > I’ve worked with dozens or even hundreds of people who have mishandled controlled and classified information in this exact way. None of them were prosecuted. Why are you still whining (like a broke-dick dog) about “felonies” when the big man himself shared classified information with the Russians? How about [Conway, Bannon, et al., using unsecured servers themselves](http://www.newsweek.com/trump-emails-rnc-reince-priebus-white-house-server-548191)? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/146 "2017-07-28T05:12:38Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Care to point out where it says “Clinton had committed felonies”](https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system)? I’m sure our brave warrior is hiding behind his ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/147 "2017-07-28T05:13:28Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m sure our brave warrior is hiding behind his ignore list. Not yet. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/148 "2017-07-28T05:14:49Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Lying as usual. > Is this the values you teach your students or do you just sell black belts? > [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Care to point out where it says “Clinton had committed felonies”](https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system)? > [@Skywatcher](#): > > Why are you still whining (like a broke-dick dog) about “felonies” when the big man himself shared classified information with the Russians? How about [Conway, Bannon, et al., using unsecured servers themselves](http://www.newsweek.com/trump-emails-rnc-reince-priebus-white-house-server-548191)? > [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m sure our brave warrior is hiding behind his ignore list. Good points.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/149 "2017-07-28T05:56:57Z")
Let’s take a look at some comments about Obama, shall we? > [@Is a black POTUS really an issue?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-black-potus-really-an-issue/432312/61): > > The issue is not that Obama is black. The issue is that he is unqualified for the office. > [@I do not have any "white guilt" (mild)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-any-white-guilt-mild/437266/81): > > I don’t support Obama because he’s a socialist fool. > [@Open Letter to the U.S.A. re. Barack Obama](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-letter-to-the-u-s-a-re-barack-obama/451836/97): > > Dear Canada, > > Hopefully, the majority of the people in America understand that Obama is a post turtle, and they live in states with high electoral vote counts. > > But I doubt it. > Your neighbor to the south > [@Non-American plea to American Dems: Don't let complaceny allow the republican to win](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/non-american-plea-to-american-dems-dont-let-complaceny-allow-the-republican-to-win/452161/80): > > If McCain is elected, you’ll have your wish. He’s a RINO. > > But even as such, he’s a damn sight better for this country and the world than Obama. > [@](#): > > [It astounds me that, on a board supposedly dedicated to fighting ignorance, people think that Obama should be President.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9899303&postcount=51) > [@Fuckity Fuck - McCain's Going to Win](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckity-fuck-mccains-going-to-win/458834/6): > > Perhaps if the libs tried running someone who wasn’t a raving socialist and a fool to boot, y’all might have a better chance. But thanks for playing anyway. > [@Republicans losing thier minds as a nigger gets closer to being POTUS](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-losing-thier-minds-as-a-nigger-gets-closer-to-being-potus/467442/49): > > His skin color has nothing to do with it. It’s the fact that Obama is a barking mad Marxist. > [@Am I the only doper who can't stand Obama?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-doper-who-cant-stand-obama/469530/39): > > Obama is an empty suit: all style, no substance. > [@If Obama wins on Nov 4, I'm gonna buy some stock on Nov 5](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-obama-wins-on-nov-4-im-gonna-buy-some-stock-on-nov-5/469600/5): > > If Obama wins, the bottom will fall out of the market, most likely. > [@What are McCain's chances](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-mccains-chances/470564/7): > > Obama’s entire campaign is based on the stupidity of the American voting populace. He’s betting the farm that Americans will ignore the fact that he’s an empty suit who espouses Marxism, and simply be captivated by the “ooohhh…shiny” factor. > > Sadly, this election year, I feel that the braindead will outnumber the thinkers and Obama will be elected. I hope I am wrong, but I fear that I won’t be. > [@Screw Caroline Kennedy](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-caroline-kennedy/479127/21): > > Don’t underestimate the stupidity of the voters. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/150 "2017-07-28T06:14:13Z")
Ya done been played by an incompetent pussy-grabbin’ fool with all the wit and charm of a schoolyard bully during recess. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/151 "2017-07-28T12:38:34Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Let’s take a look at some comments about Obama, shall we? Hah! Good find. Talk about barking mad. I’d forgotten some of the viral insults that were circulating in the conservative universe of craziness – goodies like “empty suit” and “socialist” and “socialist, communist, fascist, dictator”. Funny how they all stayed on message and said exactly the same shit. The way that these bark-at-the-moon conservatives reacted you’d think that Obama had declared martial law. In fact, he proposed…an expansion of healthcare coverage. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/152 "2017-07-28T14:04:35Z")
Obama is a Marxist? I had him pegged for a Stooges fan. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/153 "2017-07-28T14:29:24Z")
> [@epolo](#): > > How is weather in St Petersburg, tovarisch? > > Also, to address the OP, I wonder how much his religious upbringing figures. Apparently he was raised in the prosperity gospel. > > [Why evangelicals love Donald Trump](https://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21722172-secret-lies-prosperity-gospel-why-evangelicals-love-donald-trump) The prosperity gospel requires tithing. He doesn’t even pay his taxes or his bills if he can avoid it. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/154 "2017-07-28T15:12:16Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > _Predator_. The character of Billy (Sonny Landham) is at one point discussing options with Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger): > > “The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn’t wish that on a broke-dick dog.” > > Later on, Billy makes a futile stand against the title character, which has been hunting them throughout the film. Thanks for filling in that blank for me. So, I can see the appeal this line would have to **Clothy**. Billy is tough and cool and stoic. He makes a brave, if futile stand against an impossibly strong opponent. He cuts himself with a bloody great big knife before being horribly mutilated and howling like a . . . . . . Oh my god! Billy, you poor bastard. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/155 "2017-07-28T15:39:52Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Huge big fat one that only one Doper nibbled on…] > > So, what _would_ be Trump’s last word, then? > > Have at it, folks. covfefe ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/156 "2017-07-28T15:41:19Z")
> [@skywatcher](#): > > why are you still whining (like a broke-dick dog) about “felonies” when the big man himself shared classified information with the russians? How about [conway, bannon, et al., using unsecured servers themselves](http://www.newsweek.com/trump-emails-rnc-reince-priebus-white-house-server-548191)? iokiardi ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/157 "2017-07-28T16:08:46Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > iokiardi I mean HRC and her “felonies” have not been relevant for going on nine months. Time to remove that penile implant. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/158 "2017-07-28T16:13:19Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > covfefe :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410/159 "2017-07-28T19:11:49Z")
**C’hump** better hope he’s not up around Glen Rose when Comanche Peak [starts having maintenance issues](http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/department-of-energy-risks-michael-lewis). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-factors-contributed-to-turning-trump-into-cuntus-maximus/781410.md?page=7)