# What fetishes don't work well in real life?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 25, 2021, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fetishes-dont-work-well-in-real-life/942857 "2021-05-25T07:13:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fetishes-dont-work-well-in-real-life/942857/69 "2021-05-26T22:26:04Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> The ones that look good in costume have good odds, the forty year old 300 pound bald guy in a form fitting Superman outfit, not so much.

The 300# Tinkerbell with cleavage larger than my whole chest would beg to differ. 😉

> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> Hi, @BippityBoppityBoo I asked in ATMB and didn’t get an answer, can I ask how you posted the Beat Me info so it has the link icons when you hover over the beginning of each paragraph? The one poster that answer said all he does is copy/paste. Is that what you did?

Those mouseover chain-link icons that appear next to the bolded headings are NOT links to wherever she found that stuff.

Those, like the chain-link icon at the bottom right of every post, are something you can click to create a URL pointing to that heading. They are automatically created by Discourse when you use the heading format feature. Much like on a wiki article there’s a url that takes you directly to each sub-entry within the article.

You do headings using the # sign at the start of a line:

# This is a top level heading with 1 #-sign on the front.

## This is a second level heading with 2 #-signs on the front.

### This is a third level heading with 3 #-signs on the front.

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