# What fictional characters do you think would be banned here rather quickly? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 12, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964 "2016-04-12T02:52:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/21 "2016-04-12T06:42:08Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > Tyler Durden, for socking. _golf clap_ ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/22 "2016-04-12T06:43:23Z")
**Jar Jar Binks** , for whatever bogus reasons the moderators concoct. **Captain Ahab** , for obsessively posting about a whale he’s annoyed with. **The Man from Another Place** (from _Twin Peaks_), for typing his posts backwards. **Derek Zoolander** , for persistent spelling errors rendering his posts unreadable. **President Francis Underwood** , for threatening other board members in a subtle yet menacing way. **Walter White** , for posts promoting illegal activity. **Saul Goodman** , for posting advertising. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/23 "2016-04-12T06:46:36Z")
Howard Wolowitz. Because if there’s ever a thread concerning human female anatomy or functions of that anatomy, Howard would find a way to make salacious comments about it. Too many of them. Tubadiva would have dismembered him first, than banned him long ago. Andy Sipowicz for racist statements. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/24 "2016-04-12T10:46:53Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Andy Sipowicz for racist statements. Vern Schillinger would have gotten banned first. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/25 "2016-04-12T10:56:01Z")
The various employees of the argument clinic. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/26 "2016-04-12T11:44:28Z")
Lamb Chop ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/27 "2016-04-12T11:47:05Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Daria. Too much unbridled pessimism. There’s enough of that as is around here, she’d fit right in. Beavis and Butt-Head on the other hand would either be banned for calling everyone bungholes and fartknockers, or we’d just point and laugh til they left. > [@RealityChuck](#): > > The various employees of the argument clinic. No they wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/28 "2016-04-12T12:24:10Z")
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde For socking, of course ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/29 "2016-04-12T12:26:55Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > Lamb Chop 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/30 "2016-04-12T12:37:29Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Darth Vader would _not_ be banned. “I find your lack of cites disturbing (wheeze)” ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/31 "2016-04-12T13:26:52Z")
Bruce Wayne for Phishing. G’Kar for preaching. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/32 "2016-04-12T13:35:05Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > Lamb Chop Best. Post. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/33 "2016-04-12T14:10:07Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > Best. Post. Ever. I fully agree. That was brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/34 "2016-04-12T14:23:55Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > Best. Post. Ever. Laughed so hard it gave me a Charley Horse. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/35 "2016-04-12T14:31:11Z")
Agree with Edward, generalized misanthropy is no crime here, Daria would fit right in, though she’d get mod notes ever so often. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/36 "2016-04-12T15:04:30Z")
[Doctor Death](http://www.wymann.info/comics/DetectiveComments/artwork/DoctorDeath-B2.jpg). A crazed psycho\* who murders people with the dreaded power of ALLERGENS which is clearly against SDMB policies! \*Also, Batman’s first recurring villain. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/37 "2016-04-12T15:08:03Z")
Doug and Wendy Whiner. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/38 "2016-04-12T15:12:59Z")
Sean Connery(SNL _Jeopardy_ version) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/39 "2016-04-12T15:31:29Z")
> [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](#): > > Is it against the rules to call other posters “phonies.” Over and over? > > If so, Holden Caulfield would be banned before too long. If not, he’d be on a lot of people’s Ignore lists. When I saw the thread title, Holden Caulfield immediately came to mind, the insufferable little prick. (Never have understood what people saw in _Catcher in the Rye_.) Orr, from _Catch-22_. Crash Davis would eventually be [del]ejected[/del] banned for calling the mods cocksuckers one too many times. The Vogons. The Nazgul. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964/40 "2016-04-12T15:50:27Z")
Navin R. Johnson, for [being a jerk.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerk) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-do-you-think-would-be-banned-here-rather-quickly/751964.md?page=3)