# What fictional characters have you fallen most in love with?

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> [@parsnip](#):
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> Ditto, without the ship visit. I do have the cookbook, though.

Oh, I need that! And the rest of the books–I’ve read most of them but only own three so far.

The ship is leaving San Diego at the end of November. I don’t know where it’s going afterwards.

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> [@Small Clanger](#):
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> **Death**

I’m utterly in love with her, I want to be her best friend. I think I’m standing in a very long line of people tho’. (As an aside, is there anyone who’s read the series, enjoyed it, but not been keen on Death? Because I’ve met no one like that.)

Another vote for Captain Jack Sparrow. Jonny Depp makes me silly, and his Jack Sparrow makes me drool. It’s sorta embarrassing.

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Miss Jane Marple

Messieur Hercule Poirot

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“The Bride” from the \*\*Kill Bill \*\* movies. Yes, please.

Dr. Crusher from **Next Gen** , as well. What can I say, I like redheads 🙂

The genius girl who never slept and wore overalls all the time from **Real Genius**. Mmm…overalls.

Velma seems like she’d be fun. I’ll put another vote in, there. Another one for Death, too, although I don’t think I could ever imagine anything but talking to the lass, which seems like it’d be amusing in itself.

Willow Rosenburg, possibly for similar reasons as The Bride.

I don’t know her name, but the actress who played opposite Hugh Grant in **Love Actually** was purty.

Thora Birch’s character in **American Beauty**. Throw in her psychotic boyfriend for bonus points, there. Thora Birch’s character from **Ghost World** , Enid, as well, mostly for the glasses (not so much for the life-ruining bit she did on Steve Buscemi’s character).

Christina Ricci in everything she’s been in since **The Opposite of Sex** , as well. She and Thora Birch should do (another?) movie together, I think, and it should include mud-wrestling, at some point. You know, for the same deep and meaningful reasons that inspired Winona Ryder to kiss her redheaded co-star in **Bram Stoker’s Dracula**.

Mina Harker in \*\*The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen \*\* (the comic book series, not the **Travesty of Extraordinary Magnitude** …er…the movie of the same name).

_brain shorts out_  
_bamf_

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> [@Rick](#):
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> But the discussion is over with the mention of [Jessica](http://gil.formosa.free.fr/galerie/Disney_warner/images/DISNEY%20JESSICA%20RABBIT.jpg)  
> 😃

Hey Holly was much cuter 😉

Sorry,couldn’t resist :eek: :mad: I’ll now be kicked out of SDMB for good

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> And…um…Sailor Mercury  
> SHUT UP! I was thirteen, okay? And I’ve always had a thing for geeky girls. Can I help it if it lasted? It’s not like I watch the stupid show anymore. You know, unless there’s nothing good on. I certainly don’t own the entire series as AVI files on ten CDs. Okay, I do, but it cost two dollars and I got it to give to my friend as a gag birthday present and he gave it back. It’s not like I’ve watched it. Much. Just one or two episodes. Really.
> 
> …what? Shut up!
> 
> :mad: :o 😃

You’re **ashamed** of your crush on Ami-chan? You don’t deserve her, worm!

Mind you, if we’re talking Sailor Moon characters, Hotaru - a.k.a. Sailor Saturn is the one I feel this urge to comfort and aid. What can I say, women wielding the power of Little Boy or Fat Man **and** a glaive make me melt. 😉

> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Reepicheep. (So I’m weird. Sue me!)

There’s a problem with weird? :eek:  
Damned computer just **ate** my list. Lemme try again.

From anime: (This is going to be the biggest section, I suspect. I can’t imagine why…)

[ul]  
[li]Ataka Min from **Gasaraki**. Hmm… Redheaded. Check. Smart. Check. BDU’s. Check. (What? Doesn’t every red-blooded American male think BDU’s are the most sexy thing a woman could wear? So I’ve got a slight uniform fetish…) But mostly, she’s stubborn, loyal, and willing to throw out rules when she perceives a need. [/li][li]Kurata Misako from **Kodomo no Omocha** Hmm… how to describe Mama… Award winning author of “My Life with the Pimp”? True, but makes her sound, either like a ball-busting misanthrope, or a colorless and humorless professorial type. Not Mama. Insane but wise? Well, aside from the fact that I don’t think she’s actually insane, just putting up a good front, that works. But part of it is simply she’s the first contemporary female Japanese character I’ve seen who is working to change gender roles, rather than accepting them. Stubborn, smart woman. [/li][li]Washuu-chan from **Tenchi Muyo** Redheaded. Has her own SSTO spaceship. Insane and wise. Alas, there’s no faking here. I **must** be a glutton for punishment. 😃 But, still… [/li][li]Kanuka Clancy from **Patlabor**. Smart, beautiful, stubborn. (seeing a trend here?) And in uniform, too. \<drooling\>[/li][li]Fio from **Porco Rosso** Redheaded. Smart. Stubborn. Did I mention smart? Opinionated, too. Poised, in that no matter where she ends up she handles what happens. (Including getting herself made the prize of a duel, sorta…)[/li][/ul]

From comics:

[ul]  
[li]Illyana Rasputin. From waaaay back in the 90’s. A little scary, but smart, stubborn and loyal. One reason I no longer read Marvel comics is because they retconned her out of existence.[/li][li]Death. More for her sense of humor and compassion than anything else. [/li][/ul]

From TV:

[ul]  
[li]Ivonova from B5 Redheaded, in uniform, and smart and stubborn. And has Claudia Christian’s voice… \<drooling\>[/li][li]Piper from Charmed, but that’s almost completely a visual thing. Combined with liking Holly Marie Coombs’ voice. [/li][/ul]

From Literature:

[ul]  
[li]Lady Elise Archer from Jane Lindskold’s Firekeeper books. Smart and stubborn. Almost makes one willing to believe in the idea of an aristocracy…[/li][li]Shannon Forakker from David Weber’s Honor Harrington books. A geek’s geek. In uniform, too. :D[/li][li]Verity MacKenzie from Connie Willis’ **Doomsday Book** and **To Say Nothing of the Dog** [/li][li]Elli Quinn from Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan books [/li][li]Cimmorene from Patricia Wrede’s Enchanted Forest books[/li][/ul]

After all, why bother being exclusive when they’re fictional anyways? 😃

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Another vote for Marcus Didius.

Also another vote for Rhett Butler (book, haven’t actually seen the film).

Most twisted crush is Gul Dukat.

“Black Cloud”, i.e. the Mongolian guy out of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

I think I could go on a while, actually.

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:: sorry I got to this thread late ::

I would go for the Heinlein women (Friday, Deety, Dora, etc)–strong, confident, and unashamed to be sexy–as mentioned upthread.

I also like Velma, Bailey Quarters, Mary Ann, and Veronica.

For sheer physical pleasure, Patty Melt and Ellie Dee for the old Cherry Poptart comic.

And from the Angloman universe, [Poutinette](http://www.northguard.com/angloman/pout.html), of course (the accent, you know).

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Of course the first gal had to be Friday!

Other faves:

Mina : Extraordinary Gentlemen  
Leeloo : 5th Element  
Juliet : Romeo and Juliet  
Angua

The fiery gal character from Hellboy  
Kate Beckinsale’s character from Underworld  
The robot gal from Jason X  
The lady in red from Matrix  
Michelle Pfeiffer from “Ladyhawke”  
The Queen of the Damned

and lastly

The shapeshifter from X-Men… that should keep things interesting…

D.

> [@picker](#):
>
> I’m gonna go with:
> 
> Friday, from the Heinlein novel of the same name  
> Willow, from BtVS  
> Deety Burroughs Carter, also from Heinlein, in Number of the Beast  
> Rogue (the movie version played by Anna Paquin), from X-Men  
> and as my concubine, Britney Spears. She’s fictional right?
> 
> and from my childhood fantasies, Dyna-Girl, of Electra Woman and Dyna Girl 🙂

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> [@SolGrundy](#):
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> And as much as it pains me to say it, Carth Onasi from _Knights of the Old Republic_.

Hooray, I’m not alone! I’ve replayed this game so many times, and I always keep him in my party even though he’s really not a powerhouse character.  
Then again, I think the Master Chief from **Halo** looks pretty good in his armor - and since he never takes it off you have to imagine what he looks like without it. Mmmmm… (Do I qualify for DorkStorm yet?)

Others…  
Spike from **Buffy**  
Takeshi Kovacs from the **Altered Carbon** books.  
The Jack character on **Lost** looks pretty boneable too.

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These ladies should be familiar to most of you:

Xena  
Agent Scully  
Princess Jasmine  
Susan Sto Helit

More obscure: Grace Nakimura from the **Gabriel Knight** computer games, although I realize I’d have nothing to offer her. :😭:

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**Giggilo Joe** from AI - I didn’t love the movie, but he was so great!

**Fred** and \*\*George Weasely \*\* of _Harry Potter_ fame (I like the book characters better than the movie versions) - and now they’re old enough to I dont’ have to feel dirty about it!

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> [@](#):
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> Shannon Forakker from David Weber’s Honor Harrington books. A geek’s geek. In uniform, too. 😃

Dangit, how could I have forgotten Shannon Forakker? Absolute greatest line in that series: “Oops.”. Spoken right after she “accidentally” remotely activated the self-destructs on an enemy fleet. Fortunately, she’s sufficiently oblivious to people that she probably won’t notice I didn’t mention her at first.

And I can certainly see the appeal of Ivanova (not my type, but I can see the appeal), but how do you figure that she’s a redhead?

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> [@ouryL](#):
>
> Messieur Hercule Poirot

Seconded.

Michael York as Lucentio in _The Taming Of The Shrew_ or as Tybalt in _Romeo and Juliet_ .

Most of my others have been mentioned (Colin Firth as Darcy … YUM) but I will add Jeremy Northam as Mr. Knightley in _Emma_ .

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John Blackthorne from _Shogun_ (since 4th grade)

Aragorn from LOTR (since high school)

Destruction from _Sandman_

The mind of Leto Atreides II (not the worm body, of course) from _Children of Dune_– there is no braver character in literature IMO

Indiana Jones, baby

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Well, someone just **had** to bring up **Dune** :

Paul Atreides - troubled, cute, all-powerful  
Vladimir Harkonnen (before he became unhot via that unfortunate incident with Gaius Helen\<sigh\>) - there’s just something about beautiful evil.

Which leads me to (via an obscure connection that probably only otaku such as myself get):  
Alucard (from **Hellsing** ): vampire demon with a thing for helpless femmes…

And since we’re talking about vampires…:  
Cassidy from **Preacher** : Why did Garth have to treat him like he did ☹  
Lestat and Armand: ummm - thinly vielled homoeroticism between vampires? Yes please!

Anne Rice also provides:  
The prince (the first one - I can’t remember if he had a name), and the Captain of the Guard from the **Beauty Trilogy**.

Ok, no more connections but:  
Q has been mentioned a few times - let me by the first to fifth him.  
Anything Johnny Depp has been (except maybe Edward Scissorhands - seems painful)  
Kaji from **Evangelion** - oh you bad boy!

I should stop now - this could get me in trouble…

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Wesley and/or Spike from Buffy/Angel  
Nick in The Great Gatsby, both the book version and and Sam Waterston’s protrayal  
Blaine and Steff from Pretty in Pink  
Hubbell in The Way We Were

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> [@furthur](#):
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> I love geeky guys. 😉  
> Mrs. Furthur

Me too! I adore John Fitzgerald Byers (one of the Lone Gunmen) from the X-files.

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So many good characters have already been mentioned, but I didn’t see (might have missed her):

Susan Ivanova - Babylon 5

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All these Babylon 5 fans, and nobody mentions Capt. Elizabeth Lockley?

The first time I ever saw a B5 episode, I was flipping channels and ran across a scene with her in it… at which point I totally forgot what show I had been looking for in the first place!

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(It was the one where Martin Sheen guests as an alien who collects souls, in case anybody's curious.)
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