# What fictional characters would you like to introduce to one another? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 10, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196 "2006-08-10T19:17:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/41 "2006-08-12T05:12:57Z")
[Bambi and Godzilla](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3634309875781837645) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/42 "2006-08-12T05:19:33Z")
Brian & Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/43 "2006-08-12T14:50:26Z")
I just went through a period where I read all of the Sharpe novels by Bernard Cornwell. And then I read some Nero Wolfe novels by Rex Stout. And then I imagined how much Richard Sharpe and Archie Goodwin would hate, hate, hate each other. If they spent enough time together, they \*might \* come to respect one another as fellow men-of-action … but they wouldn’t. Within about ten minutes, Archie would verbally run rings around Sharpe, and then Sharpe would disembowel Archie. It would be cool. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/44 "2006-08-12T15:02:53Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] Brian & Jesus. [/QUOTE] I just choke on coffee. Kinky Friedman and his posse and Andrew Vachss’s Burke and his posse. Image a conversation between Mama and Ratso. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/45 "2006-08-12T17:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=Triskadecamus] How much can you talk between broadsides? Tris [/QUOTE] Spoilers for the second Pirates movie, Dead Man’s Chest: If Sparrow gets those letters of marque he’s aiming for, he and Aubrey could end up colleagues, in an odd sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/46 "2006-08-12T21:11:14Z")
Good topic, I’ll be thinking about this all day. Horatio Hornblower & Pilot-Major John Blackthorne From two of my favorite authors, Lawrence Block & Lee Child- Matt Scudder & Jack Reacher and they can swing by and pick up Travis McGee ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/47 "2006-08-12T21:20:35Z")
The Piker from Snatch ( Brad Pitt’s character) and Captain Jack Sparrow. The incomprehensiblity Factor of conversations would be fun! ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/48 "2006-08-12T22:31:53Z")
Mystique, and Leonard Zelig. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/49 "2006-08-12T23:09:34Z")
Sam Vimes and Inspector Clouseau. I’ll bring the popcorn and beer if someone else can provide lawn chairs. The Smurfs and the Nac Mac Feegle. Can you imagine the carnage? Leonard of Quirm and MacGyver. Again, can you imagine the carnage? ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/50 "2006-08-12T23:14:55Z")
Bernard Marx and Winston Smith. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/51 "2006-08-12T23:29:11Z")
[QUOTE=Peter Morris] Doctor Who and Fox Mulder [/QUOTE] Better: Doctor Who and Doctor Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown (Back to the future) ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/52 "2006-08-13T01:00:35Z")
Bellatrix Lestrange and Ferdinand, Duke of Calabria (_The Duchess of Malfi_). Match made in hell, that one. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/53 "2006-08-13T03:32:04Z")
Dunno if any of these have been callled, I’m afraid I only skimmed the thread… Doctor Who and Bill and Ted Captain James T. Kirk and Han Solo Horatio Hornblower and Honor Harrington Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP and Detective Logan, NYPD Walker, Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade Tyler Durden and Scorpius Commander John Chriton and Colonel Cameron Mitchell ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/54 "2006-08-13T03:36:43Z")
Toranaga and the Patrician. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/55 "2006-08-13T07:44:23Z")
Worf and Teal’c. As much as I like Worf, the directing made him look like a chump too often. Teal’c kicks ass all over the place though. [sub]OK, I guess I have to officially admit that Stargate SG-1 isn’t as bad as I thought. Hmph. I dunno about Atlantis though, that woman’s nose creeps me out.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/56 "2006-08-30T04:47:49Z")
[QUOTE=glee] Perhaps Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit? [/QUOTE] It almost happened in _Who Framed Roger Rabbit_. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/57 "2006-08-30T05:19:40Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] Worf and Teal’c. As much as I like Worf, the directing made him look like a chump too often. Teal’c kicks ass all over the place though. [/QUOTE] Worf would be more of a badass if they’d only give him a fedora! 😃 Captain Jean-Luc Picard and [Colonel Steven Caldwell](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Caldwell_%28Stargate%29) . May the best bald starship commander win. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/58 "2006-08-30T09:29:31Z")
She Hulk and Tarl Cabot ( the main protagonist from those repellant Gor novels ). Gandalf and Belgarath. Elric of Melniboné and the entire cast of Alice in Wonderland. I’m not sure what would happen, but it would be . . . odd. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/59 "2006-08-30T10:28:42Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] She Hulk and Tarl Cabot ( the main protagonist from those repellant Gor novels ). [/quote] Heh. That’s cruel. Why would you want to send dear Jenny to prison? Because you KNOW she’d kill him. Or at least cripple him. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/60 "2006-08-30T11:42:54Z")
don Juan from _Journey to Ixtlan_ and Gunny Hartman from _Full Metal Jacket_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196.md?page=4)