# What fictional characters would you like to introduce to one another? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 10, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196 "2006-08-10T19:17:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/61 "2006-08-30T12:06:00Z")
Rincewind the “Wizard” and the stage character of Groucho Marx. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/62 "2006-08-30T17:02:41Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Heh. That’s cruel. Why would you want to send dear Jenny to prison? Because you KNOW she’d kill him. Or at least cripple him. [/QUOTE] Nah. He of course would try to assault and enslave her; she’d defend herself. Such a pity that she “misjudged her strength” and “accidentally” broke most of his bones and castrated him. Oh, well, these things happen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/63 "2006-08-30T17:14:24Z")
Dr. House & Dr. Quinn could be amusing. Jubilee and Tonks would probably be a lot of fun. And of course the team of CSI Vegas and Scooby Doo. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/64 "2006-08-30T17:39:33Z")
MacGyver and Steve Urkel ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/65 "2006-08-30T17:46:27Z")
[QUOTE=The Unkempt One] MacGyver and Steve Urkel [/QUOTE] _Urkel uses a bag of paper clips, some peanut butter, and a turkey baster to blow up the bad guy’s secret hideout._ “Did _I_ do that?!” ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/66 "2006-08-30T17:46:44Z")
Joyce Davenport (Hill Street Blues) and Jack McCoy (Law & Order). Now, get back to work or I kill the little flying monkey! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/67 "2006-08-30T18:20:44Z")
Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) and Mr. Darcy ( Bridget Jones Diary) Colin Firth meet Colin Firth **Van Helsing** The 2004 version. and **Sherlock Holmes** **Michael Corleone** and **Terry Benedict** (Ocean’s 11) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/68 "2006-08-30T18:31:12Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Now, get back to work or I kill the little flying monkey! [/QUOTE] Is that aimed at me, or does somebody else send out genetically engineered winged howler monkeys? The manuscript’s in the hand of my pseudo-agent, so there’s no work to be done on THAT, and the family history awaits my client delivering the rest of the photos she wants printed. I 'spose I could look for some more clients, though. Or play ping-pong. I loves me that ping-pong. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/69 "2006-08-30T18:38:27Z")
The Young Riders\* and the crew of Serenity. I think they’d all get along great, actually. And if the Alliance showed up…well…say hi to a Nock gun. I’m sure Jayne would love one, and Mal and the Kid would hit it off. 🆒 Recently introduced to this show and I love it now. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/70 "2006-08-30T20:08:05Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Is that aimed at me, or does somebody else send out genetically engineered winged howler monkeys? The manuscript’s in the hand of my pseudo-agent, so there’s no work to be done on THAT, and the family history awaits my client delivering the rest of the photos she wants printed. I 'spose I could look for some more clients, though. Or play ping-pong. I loves me that ping-pong. [/QUOTE] Oh, uh, okay. Never mind. What I have is a genetically engineered winged macaque. My mistake. Continue to not look for more clients. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/71 "2006-09-03T03:03:14Z")
[QUOTE=Love Rhombus] The Young Riders\* and the crew of Serenity. I think they’d all get along great, actually. And if the Alliance showed up…well…say hi to a Nock gun. I’m sure Jayne would love one, and Mal and the Kid would hit it off. 🆒 [/QUOTE] **The Young Riders** was my favorite show when I was twelve and thirteen (it was my first introduction into “shippiness,” though it’d be years before I heard the term. Who _wouldn’t_ want Lou and Kid together?) I’m afraid to get the DVDs since the magic could be gone. They’d have fun with the crew of Serenity, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/72 "2006-09-03T04:02:49Z")
“My Mother the car” and “KITT” I am sober. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/73 "2006-09-03T04:20:16Z")
Tommy Gavin and John Gage. I think Gavin would kick Gage’s arse on GP, but they might share a beer first Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/74 "2006-09-03T04:43:40Z")
Willow Rosenberg and Dana Scully. “An alien conspiracy to take over the Earth? Neat! Well, also very bad and displeasing, but also neat!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/75 "2006-09-03T05:40:23Z")
Dr. Hannibal Lecter and Lord Voldemort ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/76 "2006-09-03T11:39:14Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Oh, uh, okay. Never mind. What I have is a genetically engineered winged macaque. My mistake. Continue to not look for more clients. [/QUOTE] You’re SOOO passive-aggressive sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/77 "2006-09-04T03:10:59Z")
Sherlock Holmes and Spock Launchpad McQuack and Goose (from Top Gun) Gargamel and Lemuel Gulliver ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/78 "2006-09-04T03:18:14Z")
[QUOTE=Raguleader] Willow Rosenberg and Dana Scully. “An alien conspiracy to take over the Earth? Neat! Well, also very bad and displeasing, but also neat!” [/QUOTE] Plus there’s always the hope of a tasteful shower scene with two hot redheads. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/79 "2006-09-04T05:12:39Z")
Two or more mutally incompatible versions of the Christian God. (Like the one from a Chick tract meets the one from _Time Bandits_, meets the one from some touchy-feely-glurgy Lifetime movie.) Come to think of it—there are a _lot_ of things you could crossover with a Lifetime movie and make something watchable. _Child of Rage 2: Army of Darkness_, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Whoa\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/87869e/32.png) [@Whoa\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whoa_1)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196/80 "2006-09-04T05:20:52Z")
Roland and Doc Holliday. Yea, I know Holliday isn’t fictional, it’d still be pretty cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fictional-characters-would-you-like-to-introduce-to-one-another/368196.md?page=5)