# What flavor of Jelly Belly bean tastes most realistic?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 6, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332 "2002-09-06T19:59:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/1 "2002-09-06T19:59:18Z")

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Okay, I think that the PEAR flavored ones taste _exactly_ like pears. **jarbabyj** and **tiggeril** insist that the POPCORN ones are most realistic.

They also make the Bertie Botts Every-Flavored beans, and there have been votes for the VOMIT bean and the GRASS bean.

Which one do you think tastes most like its namesake? Not your FAVORITE, but the most ACCURATE?

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/2 "2002-09-06T20:08:11Z")

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Licorace 😃

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/3 "2002-09-06T21:01:48Z")

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I believe the peach flavor is almost dead-on, as is the toasted marshmallow one.

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**Author:** ![Molly\_Coddle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Molly\_Coddle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molly_Coddle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/4 "2002-09-06T21:05:58Z")

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methinks peppermint or cherry

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/6 "2002-09-07T00:08:57Z")

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Oh, the pear ones, definitely. Which is all the more amazing to me because, apart from a pear, I’ve never had anything else pear-flavored. I assume the Jelly Bellies use an artificial flavor, does anybody else use it?

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/7 "2002-09-07T00:14:28Z")

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Yep. Pear. Definitely. There are others that are accurate too, like the popcorn (particularly the caramel popcorn ones), tangerine, peanut butter, and passion fruit (it’s uncanny). But pear wins hands down.

**Java** , but don’t you think the peach ones taste like that classic _artificial_ peach flavor, à la peach Nehi or peach-flavored Jolly Ranchers? None of those _really_ tastes like fresh peaches.

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**Author:** ![benson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@benson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benson)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/8 "2002-09-07T03:37:49Z")

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My vote goes to pear. Buttered popcorn is putrid and tastes nothing like actual buttered popcorn to me!

Good lord, there is such a thing as a vomit flavored jelly bean? :eek: I’d hate to be the taste tester for that one.

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**Author:** ![benson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@benson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benson)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/9 "2002-09-07T03:45:53Z")

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My vote goes to pear. Buttered popcorn is putrid and tastes nothing like actual buttered popcorn to me!

Good lord, there is such a thing as a vomit flavored jelly bean? :eek: I’d hate to be the taste tester for that one.

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**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/10 "2002-09-07T04:13:01Z")

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I agree that the pear ones are most authentic.  
I just love 'em.  
I also agree with benson about the vomit flavored ones.  
Can that be for real?

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**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/11 "2002-09-07T04:13:47Z")

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Dr. Pepper  
I wish I had a bag of em right now.

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**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/12 "2002-09-07T04:16:10Z")

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ok I suppose that’s an artificial flavor copying an artificial flavor. But very realistically 😉

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/13 "2002-09-07T05:42:25Z")

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Jelly Belly Jelly Beans?  
_puking face_

Where’s that hurling smilie when you need it…

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**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/14 "2002-09-07T07:48:04Z")

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I think that the Popcorn one actally tastes just as greasy as buttered popcorn.

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**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/15 "2002-09-07T14:19:44Z")

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Definitely **Popcorn**

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/16 "2002-09-07T14:46:40Z")

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Pear. My big favorite.

Popcorn is fairly authentic ( well, if your popcorn was drenched in sugar ), but as I dislike popcorn, that really doesn’t help :D.

- Tamerlane

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**Author:** ![fearless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@fearless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fearless)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/17 "2002-09-07T15:37:13Z")

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Grass flavored jelly beans? On the rare occasion that I eat jelly beans, they’re Starburst. I don’t like jelly beans much, so I haven’t really explored the many flavors. Where are you guys finding these things?

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/18 "2002-09-07T17:35:52Z")

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Slight Hijack- When my Grandmother was dying of stomach cancer, many foods became unappetizing to her (I think its a side effect of the chemotherapy) with the exception of buttered popcorn jelly bellys. So in her last days she subsisted off those because it was the only thing that tasted yummy to her. So obviously they got something good going on with those.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/19 "2002-09-07T17:50:22Z")

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Lots of people 180 from each other on the **buttered popcorn** ones. **LindyHopper** nailed it when talking about the pear vs. peach flavored ones. The pear flavored ones taste _like a pear_…even that weird under-flavor (no idea how else to describe it) that pears have. The peach, banana, etc. ones to me taste like **fruit-_flavored_** …which just isn’t the same as the FLAVOR OF FRUIT, if you see what I’m saying.

Oddly enough, I prefer banana-FLAVORED things to actual bananas.

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> Where are you guys finding these things?

Well, as a merchandising tie-in with _Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone_, Jelly Belly started making “Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavored Beans.” The theory behind them (in the book) is that they are literally _any_ flavor…peach, toffee, chocolate, grass, glue, aluminum, rancid butter… From what I hear, the Jelly Belly people only made a few “odd” flavors, but they include garlic, grass, dirt, and vomit. Charming, eh? Oh, and a friend tells me the black pepper ones are excellent.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/20 "2002-09-07T18:23:51Z")

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Mmm… Aluminum flavored jelly beans.

I wonder if it shocks your fillings the way chewing on actual aluminum does.

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-flavor-of-jelly-belly-bean-tastes-most-realistic/127332/21 "2002-09-08T01:31:11Z")

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I agree with NurseCarmen, the **black licorice** tastes awful. Just like _real_ black licorice tastes awful.

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