# What fresh thing do you get a thrill out of "cracking open"? (please see OP for explanation)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141 "2016-05-19T02:05:58Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/21 "2016-05-20T11:09:11Z")

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A new container of mixed nuts.

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> A tub of margarine, love the little swirl in the center.

I was just about to post:

New tub of sour cream. I love the swirl.

(Cue Twilight Zone music)

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/23 "2016-05-20T14:26:56Z")

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Popping the tab on a can of Belhaven Black (Nitrogen capsule injects nitrogen into the beer instead of carbon dioxide. It makes a satisfying pop/hiss sound)

Opening a jar of peanut butter

Opening a fresh set of guitar strings.

New tube of toothpaste

In my younger days - being the first to water ski on a calm mirror finish lake. Same with fresh powder for snow skiing.

Cracking the capsule on a glow stick

I miss opening a fresh can of coffee now that my wife and I have grown lazy and use a pod type coffeemaker.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/24 "2016-05-20T15:16:11Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> A new shower curtain liner. Love that smell.

Same here, but now they’re making them out of a new plastic that doesn’t have that great vinyl aroma ☹ (or toxic chemicals, I guess, but I still miss the smell.)

New tube of toothpaste.

New jar of jelly, because the top has that smooth shiny surface that lets you scoop out a nice jelly lens.

An orange, when you dig into the peel with your fingernails and get that first spritz of orange oil scent.

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/25 "2016-05-20T15:33:50Z")

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[bears](http://orig07.deviantart.net/2c30/f/2010/175/3/c/cracked_open_a_bear_tf2_by_shadowgod55563.png)

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/26 "2016-05-20T15:37:29Z")

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> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#):
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> [bears](http://orig07.deviantart.net/2c30/f/2010/175/3/c/cracked_open_a_bear_tf2_by_shadowgod55563.png)

Similar to the coroner who liked to crack open a cold one.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/27 "2016-05-20T15:55:51Z")

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No love for the new box of 64 Crayola crayons? That SMELL? I’m going to be 52 in a few weeks and I still love that new box of meticulously sharpened brand new crayons.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/28 "2016-05-20T15:57:20Z")

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Somewhere Poppin’ Fresh is reading this thread and feeling very slighted. ☹

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/29 "2016-05-20T16:21:54Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> OK, so I looked up “Quink” and it’s a type of fountain pen ink (portmanteau of quick+ink) and I’ve drunk my share of mead.
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> But what’s the last one?

[Vegetable tanned leather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanning#Vegetable_tanning), sold by the hide (whole animal skin) - vegetable tan is the kind of leather used for belts, saddles, etc. Or, in my case, leather carving and molding - medieval bags, bottles and stuff like that. As opposed to modern chrome tanned leather, which can’t be carved or molded.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/30 "2016-05-20T16:40:19Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I suspect I am not alone in this phenomenon. I really enjoy cracking open a fresh:
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> [ul]  
> [li]Container of ice cream. Especially if it is slightly softened. That first creamy scoop becomes delicious the moment the scooper breaks the plane.[/li]  
> [li]Jar of peanut butter. See ice cream, above. Creamy, not crunchy.[/li]  
> [/ul]

It is a proven scientific fact that the first swipe of pure, unsullied peanut butter is the most delicious.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/31 "2016-05-20T16:43:50Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> [Vegetable tanned leather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanning#Vegetable_tanning), sold by the hide (whole animal skin) - vegetable tan is the kind of leather used for belts, saddles, etc. Or, in my case, leather carving and molding - medieval bags, bottles and stuff like that. As opposed to modern chrome tanned leather, which can’t be carved or molded.

Thanks! Interesting stuff I didn’t know anything about.

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Brand new bag of coffee, brand new box of cocoa powder, and oddly a new bottle of machine oil …

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/33 "2016-05-20T19:58:48Z")

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I love when I get new pens that have those little plastic protective balls on the tips that you have to pull off before you can write. Those are so fun to yank off!

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/34 "2016-05-20T20:17:16Z")

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They aren’t quite the same any more but opening the cap on an new Magic Marker used to be quite a treat.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/35 "2016-05-20T20:20:18Z")

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popping the cork on a bottle of champagne

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/36 "2016-05-21T09:02:57Z")

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Cracking open a new bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label almost always means I’ve taken a flight very recently and am probably on holiday.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/37 "2016-05-21T10:28:15Z")

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A new Terry Pratchett book. ☹

> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> A new shower curtain liner. Love that smell.

You’re weird.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/38 "2016-05-21T19:54:09Z")

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Opening up a fresh pint of orange or lime sherbet.

Partly because of the child-inspired thrill of “SHERBERT!”, but also because of the adult satisfaction knowing I am not going to be putting it down until it has been completely and happily consumed.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/39 "2016-05-21T20:48:57Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Beer, of course.

Homebrew, with a swing-top bottle.

> [@Procrustus](#):
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> popping the cork on a bottle of champagne

Goes “pop” just like that!

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-fresh-thing-do-you-get-a-thrill-out-of-cracking-open-please-see-op-for-explanation/755141/40 "2016-05-21T20:51:44Z")

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I still love to slit open a brand new LP. That’s a “vinyl record” for you youngsters. Even LPs that have been sealed for 30 years still have the wonderful vinyl-and-ink smell.

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