Heh - sorry, BoD. For those now scared off - it’s a story relating how Jose Guillen had an ingrown nail on his big toe and decided to perform a little self-surgery.
Yes and they’re quite useful for scritching the cat when you just can’t be bothered bending over
Yes, but before evolutionary pressure acts to eliminate toenails the economic phenomena of the Shoe Event Horizon will occur, resulting in collapse of fiscal markets and subsequent failure of industrial society. Then you’ll be glad you have toenails.
Stranger