# What funniest slip of the tounge thing you have ever said to your SO?

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**Created:** [May 22, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-funniest-slip-of-the-tounge-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-so/20163 "2000-05-22T04:05:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-funniest-slip-of-the-tounge-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-so/20163/1 "2000-05-22T04:05:25Z")

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…that maybe they didnt find so funny. I’ll start with mine.

I was watching a movie (dont even remember which one) with my GF at the time when she said, “Damn I wish I looked like (insert beutiful actress here).” With even THINKING, or missing a beat, I said enthusiasticly, “Yeah, me too!”

BAM!! Hard elbow to the ribs… ouch!

That is also about the most insensitive thing I have ever said. _L_ But I didnt MEAN too… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-funniest-slip-of-the-tounge-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-so/20163/2 "2000-05-22T04:28:52Z")

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I dunno if it was a slip of the tongue, but it was definitely a case of brainlock with me. I was sitting in bed watching TV with a girlfriend and the movie had some chesty girls in it. For some reason she asked me how big busted my last girlfriend was and without thinking, I replied 44-D.

Now, she, the current girl of the time, was something like a 36, smaller all around than that last girlfriend. In the abrupt silence, I looked over to see her looking down at herself with shocked eyes, whereupon she looked back up at me, covered her knockers with her arms and declared that I was not going to see them again and asked me if the previous girl had been related to a cow.

Damn! It took a lot of talking that night to be able to see them again! Never, ever, ever let your guard down with a girl you’re interested in until you get married! A slip of the lip can get you into a platonic relationship for weeks if you’re not careful.

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**Author:** ![Oat\_Willie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/85e7bf/32.png) [@Oat\_Willie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oat_Willie)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-funniest-slip-of-the-tounge-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-so/20163/3 "2000-05-22T04:32:59Z")

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I was waking up in a panic when she shook me and said “You were shouting Ronny, Ronny, in your sleep. Is your boss giving you a hard time again?” Without thinking I told her I was dreaming (innocently) of the secretary, Veronica. Our first BIG blowup, and it wasn’t anything Real at all.